- Liittynyt
- 9.1.2004
- Viestejä
- 1 482
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps can actually finish a race
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Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people they were picking cotton long before they were doing drugs.
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Why don't Italians like Jehova's witnesses?
Italians don't like any witnesses.
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A Jewish kid asks his father, "Dad, can I have 5 dollars?" His father replies, "4 dollars! What do you need 3 dollars for!"
"... here's 2, and give 1 to your brother."
Phelps can actually finish a race
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Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people they were picking cotton long before they were doing drugs.
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Why don't Italians like Jehova's witnesses?
Italians don't like any witnesses.
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A Jewish kid asks his father, "Dad, can I have 5 dollars?" His father replies, "4 dollars! What do you need 3 dollars for!"
"... here's 2, and give 1 to your brother."