A woman goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.She's shown a beautiful bird for $20."Why is it so cheap?"she asks."Well," says the sales assistant,"it used to live in a brothel,and now its language is a bit fruity.""Oh I don't mind that," says the woman."I'm very broadminded."She buys the parrot and takes it home.The parrot looks around and says,"Screw me: a new brothel and a new madam." "I'm not a .........madam,and this isn't a brothel," replies the woman indignantly.A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home."Well,screw me," says the parrot,"a new brothel,a new madam and two new whores." "These are my daughters,not prostitutes,"says the woman.A short while later the woman's husband comes home."Well,screw me," says the parrot,"a new brothel,a new madam,new whores,but the same old clients.How ya doing,Dave?"