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Aika rankkaa huumoria lapsilta, minkä ikäsistä sanasepoista on kyse? :DLapsiltani kuultua!
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. He finally asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves.
Whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady answers: "We just love the chocolate around them."
A man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and calls for one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
He replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
En tiedä mihin tää pitäs laittaa, tehkää joku vaikka uus thredi jos näätte aiheelliseks. vai löytyykö tää jostai palstalta jo? Mä toivon et tää on vitsi ja ite ainaki sain hyvät naurut ku luin.. :D
Ainakin jenkeissä babtistikirkko ei nähtävästi pidä muumeista..
"So heed my warning. Stay way from Moomins! They have only been designed to lead children into damnation. If you ever come by ANY Moomin related material, you must burn it immediately, but use gloves before touching Moomin products. So great is the evil behind the Moomins that even short exposure can be harmful to your soul."
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61771
Lentokapteeni unohti kuulutuksen jälkeen yhtyden auki, ja matkustamoon kuului seuraava:
"Nyt maistuisi kyllä kylmä kalja ja lämmin pillu!"
Koneen keskiosassa sijaitsevassa pentteristä lähtee lentoemäntä juoksujalkaa kohti ohjaamoa, kun miehen ääni huutaa perään:
"HEI, KALJA UNOHTUI!!"