Omegle - Talk to Stranger

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Stranger: YO
You: ylioppilas
Stranger: are you a nigger
You: and some
Stranger: me 2
You: whats up brother
Stranger: nothin much gangsta
You: drinking and fucking all the time
Stranger: GETTIN FUCKED UP AT THE AFTASHOW
 
mulle sattuu jatkuvasti vastaavia pässejä.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://live.fatnigger.org/
Stranger: live tv
Stranger: hanson
Stranger: lol
You: go fuck yourself
Stranger: funny shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Tää on aika pitkä, sori. Tää on kyllä ihan viihdyttävää touhua!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: nathan?
You: yes
Stranger: finally
You: bill?
Stranger: yep
You: thanks god!!!
Stranger: you got the stuff?
You: I´ve been looking for you for hours!!
You: dude, sorry.. I kind of lost it..
You: it was the mexicans!!
Stranger: HOW'D YOU LOSE IT!
Stranger: FUCKING MEXICANS
You: they just came and they had guns and you weren´t there
You: I didn´t know what to do!!
You: I´m sorry bill!
Stranger: dude i said we needed to meet here!
You: I didn´t mean to!!
You: yeah I know!! I´m sorry dude!!
Stranger: when i say meet at kfc, i mean MEET AT KFC!
You: please don´t kill me, please...
Stranger: maybe i should
You: hey please wait! maybe we can the stuff back!!
You: If we lure the mexicans to a tacobell or something.. I don´t know... help me bill!
Stranger: hmm you're on to something
Stranger: we need to hold a free taco day
You: that could work!
Stranger: hmm
You: free tacos and donkey rides!
Stranger: but where can we get that many taco's
You: they will be there, trust me
Stranger: BUT WHERE DO WE GET THE TACOS MAN!
You: hmm.. I´ve got a friend named Tony Aco, he could help. his brother is worldchampion in finding tacos in places
You: like in houses and stuff
Stranger: yes...yes...
Stranger: where is Tony Aco
You: he´s usually hangs out in this club called Salsa
Stranger: does he hang with Jack 'Meat' Bawls?
You: It´s a private club, but I know the password to get in
You: you mean the huge fat guy with a lazy eye? yeah he does
Stranger: i may have met him a few times
You: He´s kind of in the wild side, but his cool if his not hungry
Stranger: yeah i know what ya mean
Stranger: anyawy
Stranger: whats the password
You: Tortilla
You: got it?
Stranger: Tortilla
Stranger: right
Stranger: hmm
You: just whisper it to the bouncer, mr. Dipp at the door and he lets you in
Stranger: Mr Dipp...
Stranger: is he married to Salene 'Sweet Sauce' Dipp?
You: Well... sorry to tell you this but not anymore.. Salene was messing around with Jose Jalopeno, so mr. Dipp wacked her AND him.. It was grazy..
Stranger: Damn man
Stranger: sweet sauce had the best legs
You: yeah I know..
You: well now those legs are around Tequila city... jesus, that was ugly...
Stranger: i understand what ya mean
You: loco, ya now?
You: so are we doing this?
Stranger: yeah we are doing this
Stranger: we need them god dman tacos
Stranger: so you go get Tony Aco for me actually
You: okay, here´s the deal... I have been stepping on some wrong feet is Salsa club so I can´t come with you..
Stranger: ill stay here just incase anymore mexicans walk past
Stranger: WHAT!
You: well dude, they are going to kill me if I go there!
Stranger: cant you disguise yourself as like someone unknown
Stranger: like Doritto Burito?
You: I need you to do this favore for me!
Stranger: but i dont know what Tony Aco looks like
You: Burito? that skinny girl with a wooden leg?
Stranger: yes
You: isn´t that a bit hard disguise?
You: after all i´m like two feet longer then her
Stranger: hence why you make two wooden legs two feet shorter and say you lost your other leg!
You: I don´t know Bill.. sounds I bit risky...
Stranger: Nathan, it's the only way
You: no it´s not. okay Bill... you wont to this the easy way, so we do it the hard way.
You: Outside is ten armed mexicans waiting for you
You: and they are going to kill as soon you get out
You: I have a deal with them and you are not part of it
You: it´s over Bill.
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: you wont get away with it nathan!
You: now stop yealling and walk out. you have no choise.
You: yes I will
Stranger: NO YOU WONT!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
Stranger: SHIT THE MEXICANS
Stranger: BLAARGGHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: du hast mich gefragt
Stranger: und ich hab nichts gesagt
Stranger: 10000 niggawatts
You: i didn't ask you anything. and yes, you didn't answer to the non-existent question
Stranger: i dure did
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I am drunk and abusable
You: cool
You: ass punishment without lube?
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: I wouldnt remember tomorrow
You: damn, i'm out of lube. you have any?
Stranger: i have some vaselin somewhere
You: vaseliini. raavaan miehen välineet, eh? :P
Stranger: mitä paskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
En yleensä trollaa

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u
You: I'm right here on my computer
Stranger: of course you are
You: So, why did you ask?
Stranger: just wanted to make sure
You: oh, I see
You: I could be using my mobile too
Stranger: never thought of that
You: while driving my motorcycle
Stranger: but then you could be somewhere else
You: yes
Stranger: pretty dangerous
You: It's my middle name
Stranger: sounds exciting
You: "pretty" is my middle name I mean
Stranger: ah...that's even better
You: My parents thought there should be something to compensate my ugliness
Stranger: that was thougthful of them
You: I'm so ugly I made it on the top ten on fugly.com
You: My parents were nice
You: while they lived
Stranger: I'm sure they killed themselves after looking at you for so long
You: Too bad they had an accident with a hedge trimmer
You: I had to recharge it twice before I was done
Stranger: sounds messy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Internetissä ei ole tyttöjä eikä naisia. Tämä on kiistaton tosiasia.
Ihan mielenkiintoista väkeä tuolla kyllä tulee vastaan joiden kanssa saa usean tunnin keskusteluita aikaiseksi.
 
Mä oon koukussa... :nolo:

Nyt on mesessä jo yks norjalainen kundi ja yksi hollantilainen. Hyviä tyyppejä! :D
 
Mä oon koukussa... :nolo:

Nyt on mesessä jo yks norjalainen kundi ja yksi hollantilainen. Hyviä tyyppejä! :D

Oon kateellinen! Tahdon kans norjalaisen :D Mulla on vasta 2 jenkkiä ja yks jenkki facebookissa :D Ne kaikki haukkuu muita jenkkejä tyhmiks ja kehuu, miten kiva jutella muidenkin ku jenkkien kanssa....
 
No voi himskatti! Oli kiva juttutuokio suomalaisen tytön kanssa mutta se otti ja lähti sitten yhtäkkiä, varoittamatta :( oliko kenties joku pakkislainen ruudun toisella puolella? :D
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: wht's up?
Stranger: boy or girl
You: girl
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i am a boy
Stranger: sweden you
You: That's great :)
You: Finland
Stranger: i will fuck vid you bb
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: howe old are you
You: 21
Stranger: fuck
 
Stranger: gay/bi?
You: your wish?
Stranger: i wish you!
You: flattery is my abhorrence

Tähän sitten mystinen puppeli katkaisikin pelin...
 
Stranger: ookko suomest.com
You: no oon saatana.fi
Stranger: ei sihyvä.com
You: einiin.net
You: onko täällä kaikki suomesta
Stranger: ei
Stranger: .com
You: kaikki aukoo päätään kun sanoo et on suomesta.. meistä tykätään
Stranger: olekko mies
You: .fi
You: khyllä.. ja sinä ilmeisesti myös
Stranger: EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: onneks
You: ei naiset kirjoita noin :D
Stranger: XD
Stranger: mä oonki vast 12
You: no niinpä tietysti :D
Stranger: ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: saaks mä sanoo suo lörpöks
Stranger: mikä sun nimi on
You: no voinpahan kertoo töissä chattailleeni 12 vuotiaan tytön kanssa, heippa!
 
Mul on tässä työnalla nyt joku brasilialainen balettitanssija. Itse olen amerikkalainen rokkari. Katotaan kuin käy.


Kerro sitte ku käy ilmi et molemmat ootte vanhoja suomalaisia miehiä.. :hyper:
 
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are you from finland
Stranger: say no
You: Yes
Stranger: seriously
You: lol
You: yes
You: why?
Stranger: you guys are taking this over
Stranger: i only talk to people from finland
Stranger: haha
You: How did you guess...this is my first time
You: saw a link on a board
Stranger: your first time on omegle?
Stranger: im good
You: yep
You: i see
Stranger: i know everything
Stranger: i wish
You: what's the lottery line for next week?
You: 7 numbers
Stranger: 7152608
You: between 1 and 39
You: different ones
You: i'll give you a fair cut ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice try
Stranger: but actually i suck
You: pity
You: why?
Stranger: because im a psycho
You: great
Stranger: a nice one
You: wich type of
You: paranoid?
You: skitsofrenic?
You: :d
Stranger: skitsofrenic it is
You: good...you know i'm not actually a stranger
You: I'm one of THEM
Stranger: :o
Stranger: then youre welcome
Stranger: come to me
Stranger: dont be afraid
Stranger: i will not harm you
You: I know
Stranger: but youre not comming
Stranger: you make me sad
You: I'm one of the voices you are hearing
You: but you dont know wich....
You: hahahah
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: youre the bodybuilder
You: well... wich one?
You: naah
Stranger: damn
Stranger: give me a hint
Stranger: or ill eat myself
You: Do many of them speak finnish? '
Stranger: and it will be your fault
You: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont think so
You: well obviously I'm the one that does
Stranger: how does that sound?
Stranger: you could be talking englisch
Stranger: english
Stranger: thats easier for both of us
You: Why...I'm afterall just the one of the voices you are hearing because you're skitsofrenic
You: dummy
Stranger: yes but it would be nice if i could understand all of the voices
You: And now I'm taking over the omegle as well
You: that would be boring
Stranger: if you say so
Stranger: people from finland are a bit strange
Stranger: but youre ok
You: Ok
You: Thanks
You: You're ok for a psycho as well
Stranger: i try
Stranger: but its difficult
You: Why
You: doesen't it come naturally?
Stranger: being ok?
Stranger: no
You: no, being psycho
Stranger: thats natural
You: good
You: what type of psycho activiyt do you do
Stranger: youre a boy
You: yes
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: im getting stronger
You: actually I'm 28
You: But you can hear my voice in your head so it's easy for you to figure that out
You: that i'm a "boy"
Stranger: im very happy for you
Stranger: no
Stranger: you speak like a little girl
Stranger: to confuse me
Stranger: thats naughty
You: Damn
You: I should get some steroids to change my voice
You: must consult the bodybuilding board
You: note to self
Stranger: ill help you remember
Stranger: im nice
You: thanks
You: Have you obeyed the orders I give in your head?
Stranger: no i cant
Stranger: the others will kill me if i do
Stranger: you have to protect me
Stranger: im scared
You: I can't, I'm just a voice
You: and a omegle-stranger too nowadays
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: its my first day here
You: I can protect you against the other voices though
Stranger: id love that
Stranger: what you gonna do
Stranger: to protect me
Stranger: or is it secret
You: They wont harm you...I'll show them
You: As long as you obey the orders
Stranger: ok ill be a good girl
You: great
Stranger: but i dont want to eat space cake and fly to ny
Stranger: thats stupid
You: You'd better...or else..

:hyper:
 
Ei kai kukaan voi ottaa näitä niin tosissaan?


Stranger: Hello
You: my brother came out of the closet to day
Stranger: thats amazing!!
Stranger: he must feel great
You: fucking gay, now moms crying
Stranger: what? being gay is not something to cry over
Stranger: unless it's tears of joy for her son telling the truth
You: it doesnt look like tears of joy
Stranger: she should learn to accept him
Stranger: he hasn't changed - still her son
You: thats what i said
Stranger: good for you :)
You: shit, now dad got the rifle
Stranger: what
You: wait!
You: oh my God!
Stranger: if youre telling me the truth there
Stranger: you need to do something
You: oh no
You: oh no
Stranger: ?
You: gotta go
Stranger: go!
Stranger: good luck!!
You have disconnected.
 
Ei kai kukaan voi ottaa näitä niin tosissaan?


Stranger: Hello
You: my brother came out of the closet to day
Stranger: thats amazing!!
Stranger: he must feel great
You: fucking gay, now moms crying
Stranger: what? being gay is not something to cry over
Stranger: unless it's tears of joy for her son telling the truth
You: it doesnt look like tears of joy
Stranger: she should learn to accept him
Stranger: he hasn't changed - still her son
You: thats what i said
Stranger: good for you :)
You: shit, now dad got the rifle
Stranger: what
You: wait!
You: oh my God!
Stranger: if youre telling me the truth there
Stranger: you need to do something
You: oh no
You: oh no
Stranger: ?
You: gotta go
Stranger: go!
Stranger: good luck!!
You have disconnected.

Kohta o krp trakkailemassa ip:tä :rolleyes:
 
Juttelin pitkän aikaa slovenialaisen pojan kanssa. Niillä kuulemma poliisin palkat about 1000€/kk ja halvimmat kaljat 1.70€. Ja Juustohampurilaiset on SIELÄ euron!
 
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