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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi are you on drugs ?
You: yea heavy one
Stranger: cocke ?
You: smack
You: every think you can find
You: i just ate my dog
Stranger: lol , what does it tastes like?
You: it tast like grandma
Stranger: i like grandma's
You: do you wanna buy i have some?
Stranger: grandma's??
You: left overs of my dog
Stranger: yhea for sure , wanne trade for my sister
You: how old is she
Stranger: 16
Stranger: wanna have pic ?
You: im chris hanson from dateline nbc
Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H8L0OEO9bx4/SRCo9tyPk1I/AAAAAAAAAk4/N6lGTa2QDBQ/s400/UglyBitch.jpg
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onpas mennyt paskaan suuntaan, juhannuksen kunniaksi olen tappanut aikaa ilman kummoisia tuloksia:

Stranger: Hey ! A/S/L =) ?
You: 17F belgium :P
You: you?
Stranger: 17 m finland...are you horny now?
You: haha jätkä hakee runkkukaverii :D
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You: ah-ha, my vacations starting on friday :D going to see Metallica on saturday and got camper rented for the entire weekend!!!
Stranger: that is excited news
You: excellent weekend coming up
Stranger: so who is the lucky girl
You: hm?
Stranger: Metallica
Stranger: gf?
You: jebas christ, you got me speechless O.O
:hyper:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heey
Stranger: heya
You: whats up?
Stranger: not much, u?
You: nothing special
You: Which one is the better Joker in your opinion? Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?
Stranger: well i really like both portrayals
Stranger: i think Heath played him as a true anarchist though
Stranger: jack was just kind of criminally insane
You: i have to agree yes
Stranger: nice
You: Star Trek or Star Wars
You: ?
Stranger: not even a question
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: star wars every time
You: if Spock and princess Leia would mate, do you think the offspring would inherit the Force or infinite wisdom?
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: i thought spock wasn't into breeding
You: oh he is, just look at him, all kinky ears and shit
Stranger: ahah
You: and he kissed some girls in the newest film
You: girl*
Stranger: awwww shiiet
Stranger: i did not see that
You: yeah yeah, in the elevator after spock got pissed off and strangled that other dude
Stranger: i meant i did not see that movie, but ok
You: ah ok
You: but what do you think? smart kid or the kid with telekinetic powers?
Stranger: well i'd have to say the force
You: how would the kid get a helmet on his head if he had ears like his father? could he perhaps bend the ears with the Force?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: perhaps a bigger helmet
You: but then he would get stuck in doorways
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so where u from?
You: sweden
Stranger: ok
You: you?
Stranger: im in canada
You: oh
Stranger: m 29
You: f 22
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: almost 2 in the afternoon
Stranger: jeez
You: what?
Stranger: it's 5am here, i was up all night drinking
You: do you usually drink on sundays and other odd days? professional drinker perhaps?
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: well today and tomorrow are my days off
Stranger: i rarely drink, i got dragged out tonite
You: so why did you get yourself hammered on a sunday?
You: oh
You: what did you drink?
Stranger: beer and rye
Stranger: went out to the gay bar lol
Stranger: it was the last one open late
You: did you get lucky?
Stranger: no dang it
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: not at the gay bar haha
You: why not?
Stranger: because there was mostly gay dudes there
Stranger: and im a straight dude
You: you get hammered on a sunday, you like star wars, you go to a gay bar and stay there all night, and now im supposed to believe you are straight and not a fruity?
Stranger: oh damn
You: busted!
You: hello?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sorry, straight as an arrow lol
You: only thing that was straight and stiff as an arrow was your wiener at the bar
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: haha so not true
Stranger: so is it true all the girls in Sweden are gorgeous?
You: no, i wouldnt consider myself gorgeous
Stranger: oh no?
Stranger: let me be the judge of that
You: heres alot of gay boys though
Stranger: and why would i care about that? lol
Stranger: show me a pic of you
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H8L0OEO9bx4/SRCo9tyPk1I/AAAAAAAAAk4/N6lGTa2QDBQ/s400/UglyBitch.jpg
You: gtg

Ei saatana...:hyvä: This shit is addictive..:D
 
You: hi
Stranger: hello~
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im from finland you?
Stranger: I'm from korea~
You: north or east?
Stranger: east
You: thats intresting how is the life there?
Stranger: ...;;
Stranger: I'm sorry, but youngeogaseotulreoyo ...
검색
You: woot?
Stranger: um...
Stranger: English, seotulreoyo ..
Stranger: I can not speak English well
You: thats ok because i can speak some korea
Stranger: thank you haha..;
Stranger: 몇살이세요?
You: 몇몇몇세세세살살살 !
Stranger: ..; English, do

:D
 
lol, testasin ekaa kertaa. ei näköjää tykätä suomalaisista:P:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiya ^^
You: hi
You: from?
Stranger: england
You: im from finland
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Oli tylsää ja aloin bustaamaan pedofiilejä.

Stranger: am a horny guy looking for a hot chick
You: good
You: i am horny
You: f
You: how old you are?
Stranger: nice......send me ur sexy pics honey
Stranger: am 19
You: am 13, but i am HOT
Stranger: got pics?
You: you want to see
You: ?
Stranger: i dont mind if u r willing
You: i am
You: naked or not naked?
Stranger: naked will be gud
You: where are you from?
Stranger: us
You: i am now downloading that picture!
Stranger: ??
You: i download that picture to internet
You: do you want to fuck me?
Stranger: show me ur pic first babe
Stranger: send me the link
You: wait a moment
You: is my age problem?
You: answer and i send link
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i wanna fuck u sure babe
Stranger: now send me the link babe
You: BUSTED, YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND GO TO HELL FIND YOU OWN AGES
You: police are coming
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: omegle has you ip
You: address
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i know
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Tuli kaverille löysät housuun :lol2:
 
http://wadle.co.uk/britishvirgin_bydemu.html

Stranger: righht, what screams out that im a virgin?! the fact i can structure sentences? the fact that i can find flaws in your arguments? yeah, those 2 things make an automatic virgin. Of course, its not that i am smart and i have infact had sex, no, it must be that im smart, and just spend all my time reading books!

Stranger: you just wont admit you're a virgin too

Stranger: i dont care!
Stranger: i can forget this happened in a matter of minutes
Stranger: but you wont forget it, cause you're a stuck up american fuck!
Stranger: get a life, goodnight
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Nostetaan nyt wanha ketju, mutta miten perkeleessä tuolla saa keskustelut kestämään "asl" -kysymyksen yli? :D Normaalisti keskustelut menee:
X: "asl?"
Silmukka: blaa blaa
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Kopsaat jostain toisesta keskustelusta vaikka "Don't disconnect" tjsp?
OT:
Omegle on kieltämättä hieno paikka, webin kanssa vielä parempi, paitsi ei nää kun pelkkiä runkkaavia miehiä siellä. Kerran spottasin jonkun 70-80 vuotiaan miehen sieltä :face:. Kiinnostavia keskusteluja on syntynyt, joskus saa nauraa niin helvetisti yhen keskustelun aikanakin jo.
 
Vieläks toi toimii? Joskus aikoinaan kun oli tylsää töissä niin tuli käytyä juttelemassa siellä. Jenkkejä oli hitosti ja ihan hyvää läppääkin lensi joiltain :D
 
Kannattaa olla kiinnostava.
Eivät katkase.
Tai just valehella.. Aika moni retard lankee kun heität jotai 20 f cali settiä, sit vaan puhut ku tyttö.
 
Silmukka sanoi:
Nostetaan nyt wanha ketju, mutta miten perkeleessä tuolla saa keskustelut kestämään "asl" -kysymyksen yli? :D Normaalisti keskustelut menee:
X: "asl?"
Silmukka: blaa blaa
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No on se mahdollista. Riittävän monta kertaa kun yrittää, niin joskus onnistaa. Nyt yhden serbi- ja jenkkitytön mailit tassussa. Erityismaininta intialaliselle kaverille, joka oli niitä harvoja äijiä, jotka jaksoivat kirjoitella.
 
No kylläpä oli taas

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: Nothing much, yourself?
You: nothing, just spending time
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: where you from?
You: Finland
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Tyyppi oli viel kirjottamassa viestiä, mut heti ku laitoin Finland, ni lähti pois :(
 
Kokeilin omeglea puhtaasti panoseuranhaku mielessä vaikka en sitä kellekkään sanonut. Ei napannut, mutta enköhän mä edelleen siellä välillä syödessäni pyörähdä. Harmittaa vaan kamera mustana olevat kun ei voi päätellä keskustelukumppanista tai seurueesta mitään, vaikkakin on se parempi asia kuin ne runkkarit, jotka eivät vielä ole oppineet menemään sinne unmoderated osioon, josta en ole muuta nähnyt kuin kyseisiä runkkareita.

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Ps. hieno nosto eikö`? :D
 
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