Omegle - Talk to Stranger

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Ihan jänskä sätti kieltämättä ^^
 
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: and what would you have?
Stranger: so...
Stranger: wanna cyber?
Stranger: you can be the male if you want
You: ok
Stranger: A woman walks in, nine feet hair, bright and shining red hair, cropped close.
Stranger: She wear a platinum bikini, scarred with nicks and scorches, clearly she is a veteran of battle.
You: I take my chopper from the garage and drive to San Fransisco
Stranger: You get in a crash and are paralyzed from the waist down.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Miks mulle aina käy näin :(
 
Mitä ihmettä tapahtui tässä keskustelussa? Lapsetti sitte ihan törkeesti niinku varmaa huomaa.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What what
You: duck duck
You: WATCH OUT
Stranger: why
You: phew... that was close
Stranger: OH LOOK
Stranger: HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE
You: HOOOOOOOOLY SIHT
You: SHIT
Stranger: FRANK
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME
You: ?
Stranger: Cause its me
Stranger: Tom
You: Tom ?!?!
Stranger: Yeah
You: Long time no see
You: Hows it hanging
Stranger: Ba
Stranger: bad
You: Yeah same here
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT GOT MEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: MY SOUL
You: has gone
Stranger: WHAT SHALL I DO
Stranger: *shoots it*
You: GET THE PIKKACHU AND DR.HOUSE
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: DR.HOUSE COME HERE WE NEED YOUR DOCTORING SHIT SKILLS
You: DUDE
Stranger: AND PIKKKACHU COME HERE
Stranger: WAT
You: HOLY SHIT... THAT IS DISTURBING
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: EPIC FAIL GUY PORN
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/129570706.html#129574435
Stranger: i really mean it
Stranger: heres some of it
You: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
You: MAN
You: YOU ARE ONE SICK
You: CREATURE
Stranger: SO YOU THINK IM A
Stranger: COOL GUY*
Stranger: AWESOME
You: AWESOME !
You: wait
You: I think we have company
Stranger: What is it
You: Do not even whisper
You: They can hear us.
You: or read
Stranger: *SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT*
You: FUCK YOU
You: We are going to the pit.
You: farewell my lady
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
Stranger: THE PITT SUCKS
You: BRAD PITT SUCKS
Stranger: IT WAS BETTER WHEN IT WAS PITSBURGH
You: DUDE
You: YOU ROCK
Stranger: YOU TOO
You: What else we have to say eachother
You: Confession mate.
Stranger: HMM
You: IM TOTALLY GAY
Stranger: I TOTALLY RAPED MY MAID LAST NIGHT
Stranger: AND I DONT KNOW
Stranger: HOW TO UNDO IT
You: HOLY FUCK !
You: RAPE HER AGAIN
You: That should do it.
You: AND AGAIN !
Stranger: 9 TIMES?
You: Just make sure you use condom
You: 9 FUCKING TIMES
You: that should do the trick
Stranger: OKAY
You: OKAY
You: SAY IT LOUD !
You: OKAY !!!!!!!!!
You: GET THE RAPER FEELING
Stranger: *WHISPERS* okay
You: LOUDER !
Stranger: *whispers* okay
You: AND ROCK HER WITH OYUR COKC
You: COCK *
You: dude
Stranger: I DONT HAVE A COCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: JUST CHICKEN
You: My bad there.
You: CHICKEN
You: IS
You: COOL
You: I like chicken wings
Stranger: COCK IS MALE CHICKEN
Stranger: SO YOU ARE A NIGGER?
You: NOOOOOOOOO SHIT
You: IM A BLACK NIGGER
Stranger: COOL
You: THANKS !
You: Im gonna take my cock out and go rock out !
You: !
You: w00t
 
Hahhaa, tuli paras keskustelu ikinä. :D

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: finland
You: you?
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: old?
You: 19
Stranger: 21
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: boy
Stranger: girl
You: cool
Stranger: what do you think about portuguese girls?
You: I don't know never met one, bet they're sexy :)
Stranger: :) thank you
Stranger: i love scandinavian boys
Stranger: like Kimi Raikkonen
Stranger: are you blond?
You: hehe
You: nope, got light brown hair
Stranger: oh :P it doesnt matter
You: haha, you like blondes?
Stranger: what do you like to do?
You: have fun, go to gym
You: drink till I drop :D
Stranger: i like to drink
Stranger: i like travel
Stranger: and i like sex
You: haha, who doesn't ;)
You: you been to many countries?
Stranger: Spain, France, Italy, Belgium, England...

...... pitkä keskustelu eri maista...

Stranger: psycologist
You: interesting
Stranger: i am studying this
Stranger: and i work sometimes
You: We have work as a part of studies
Stranger: well i am stripper
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: a stripping psycologist :D
Stranger: yes lol :P
You: does it make good money?
Stranger: they can pay good and i work few time
Stranger: 300 euros each night
You: you must be really hot then ;)
Stranger: well i like to finish my careeer in Unites States
Stranger: but its difficult
You: why?
Stranger: because i like to improve my English
Stranger: In portugal, nobody speaks English
Stranger: and i like to discover new world
You: well your english seems pretty good
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: :P do you like to come to USA with me?
You: yeah, right away :P
Stranger: what city?
You: hmm
You: maybe Los angeles
Stranger: good
Stranger: hollywood
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: id like to be an actress
You: ever done acting?
Stranger: no :(
You: maybe you could do porn movies :D
Stranger: because in portugal there are few films or series
Stranger: porn movies with you? :P
You: sure, why not :)
Stranger: but, do u have a fat cock?
You: maybe you'd like to find out ;)
Stranger: how can i find out?
You: Do you have big breasts?
Stranger: normal
Stranger: size 90
You: mmm ok, I guess it's good enough :P
Stranger: 1'72 metres and 56 kg
Stranger: i have a ghood body
You: sounds about normal, you have a tight body?
You: work out?
Stranger: tight body... mmm yes
Stranger: and u?
You: I'm 1'74 meters and 78kg
You: It's pretty tight, though I think I could lose few kilos
Stranger: strong?
You: pretty strong
Stranger: can i do to lose your kilos?
You: I'd need to sweat a bit :)
Stranger: what do u like to do with a girl?
You: walk on the beach, hold hands... have rough sex everywhere ;)
You: I love to play with big boobs
Stranger: i hace to go out
Stranger: my msn is *sensuroitu :evil:*@hotmail.es
You: heh ok
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: xxx
Stranger: godbye
You: bybye

Älkää nyt sanoko et joku pakkikselta oli pilailutuulella...
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: burp
Stranger: got a beer?
You: yeah
You: BURRRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: can i have one?
You: sure
You: here you go
You: a virtual beer
Stranger: thanks dude
You: lets burp together
You: BURRRP
Stranger: oh no, thanks...i prefer n..BURRP
Stranger: damn
You: yeah man u can do it
You: i know im not...BURRRRP
Stranger: BURRRP...fuck yeah!
You: bur
Stranger: should we call a striper?
You: small one
You: yeah
You: lets do that
You: br
You: bur
Stranger: ok, got any number?
Stranger: burp
You: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: UOA!
Stranger: good one dude
You: i think 123-STRIPER
Stranger: sweet
You: u call
Stranger: ok
You: im too..BURRRP
Stranger: it's calling.......burp
You: coolcool
You: burp
Stranger: her name is Summer Pleasure
Stranger: sounds cool
You: soundsBURPgood
Stranger: bURp
You: can she come over?
Stranger: it's kind of expensive
You: we can BURP
Stranger: yeah but it's like
You: i got money
You: lots of green BURP
Stranger: 5 bucks for one hour
You: oh shi
You: i got 3
Stranger: what a bitch...i don't have that money
Stranger: i got a quarter of dollar
You: too bad
You: acutally
Stranger: so, what now?
You: i think i just BURP
Stranger: BUFUCKINGRP
You: i wet my pants
Stranger: god dude,
Stranger: you're so drunk
You: striper would not be good here bURP
Stranger: i'm not changing your clothes
You: im throwin up soon URRP
Stranger: shall we call another dude instead?
Stranger: DUDE
You: yea u know any
Stranger: my FOOT
You: how much they cost?
You: sorry
You: UBRP
Stranger: don't throw up on my foot
You: ye ill try keeep it in
You: UBR
You: BRRR
You: BRssshssh
Stranger: i think 1 beer per hour
Stranger: ooooh dude
Stranger: my shoes
You: imma pass out soon
Stranger: burp
Stranger: oh, here it comes
You: u not drunk enough
You: drink more
Stranger: hell yeah
You: brup
Stranger: okay i thoink i had enough
You: u wasted now?
Stranger: not feel so good
Stranger: oh, here it comes
You: go for it
Stranger: SHBLAAAAARGH
You: yeah man! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUP
Stranger: FUCke AeaH MAN!
You: i feel my stomah turning
Stranger: i feel my soul turning
You: this is it
You: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
You: BRRR
You: brr
You: br
You: b
Stranger: i think imgonna die BURP
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: tell max, im sorry
You: for wat?
Stranger: tell my girlfriend, that shes a bitch
Stranger: oh, im dying
You: i told her yestrday
You: she liked it
Stranger: thanks dude, youre a good friend
You: youre the best
Stranger: i told ya shes a bitch
Stranger: no man, youre the best
You: ill cover u in BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: its all getting darker
Stranger: burp
Stranger: okay, im passing out i guess
You: this was a good BURP
Stranger: thanks dude
You: thank you
Stranger: youre the BURP
Stranger: man
You: u too man
You: BURP you around
Stranger: burp you too dude
You have disconnected.
 
Kävin tuolla töistä, menen uusiksi vielä kun himassa ehdin.

Eka keskustelu oli ikävän lyhyt vaikka alku oli helvetin lupaava!

Stranger: Hello
You: Hello m8
Stranger: I'm looking for analsex
You: Great! So am I ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perkeleen nysvä. Just kun lähti hyvä aihe rullaamaan. Inhoan tommosia että antaa ymmärtää mut ei ymmärrä antaa :evil:

Toinen juttelu oli Taiwanilaisen tytön kanssa joka oli kiva! Juteltiin aika pitkään kaikenlaista :)

Edit:

Potsie sanoi:
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: and what would you have?
Stranger: so...
Stranger: wanna cyber?
Stranger: you can be the male if you want
You: ok
Stranger: A woman walks in, nine feet hair, bright and shining red hair, cropped close.
Stranger: She wear a platinum bikini, scarred with nicks and scorches, clearly she is a veteran of battle.
You: I take my chopper from the garage and drive to San Fransisco
Stranger: You get in a crash and are paralyzed from the waist down.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Miks mulle aina käy näin :(
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Toi oli ihan super :hyper:
 
Hyvin fiksusti aloitti tämäkin fransu:

Stranger: fuck italia !
You: fuck Berlusconi
Stranger: yes !
You: fuck pizza
Stranger: fuck macaroni !
You: women are ok
Stranger: best women it's in France ^^
You: are you French?
Stranger: yes... ^^
You: fuck Napoleon
You: wait, he's already fucked

Käytiin keskustelua unelmanaisesta, sillä tyyppi aloitti homman kysymällä olenko Jessica Alba.
Siitä seurasi yhdessä vaihessa tämän näköinen pätkä:

You: do you wanna know who's my dream girl?
Stranger: hit it
You: Angela Merkel
You: i'd HIT IT!!!
Stranger: thats hardcore
 
Stranger: hitler is u?
You: hello
You: yes
You: Fuhrer here
Stranger: adolf my son
You: you jew?
Stranger: wer is he?
Stranger: OH FURER
Stranger: no
Stranger: NOWAY
Stranger: JEW
Stranger: .......
You: me?
You: no!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: and
Stranger: so what
Stranger: on kneels
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!
You: kneel jewish big!
Stranger: BIG
Stranger: pisdec
You: and i shall end your misery!
Stranger: =]
Stranger: I FUCK UR YEYS
Stranger: EYEEE
Stranger: S
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEE
You: holokaust-09 is coming!
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEE
BBBBBBBBBBB
Stranger: no
You: tickets available now
Stranger: noway
Stranger: im jew
Stranger: i kill u
Stranger: u natzi boy
You: i hang you pig
You: sieg hail!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: aAAaaa
You: how are you?
Stranger: thats not funny
Stranger: an
Stranger: ;/
Stranger: man
Stranger: ;/
Stranger: im okay
You: cool
You: where you from?
Stranger: LATVIA
Stranger: small hole
Stranger: on the end of world
You: yeah :)
Stranger: lalala
Stranger: u want weed?
Stranger: or have sum?
You: did my boys attacked there back in -39
You: yes please!
Stranger: YES PLEASE
Stranger: -553252 dmg
Stranger: haha
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: where you from?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: you?
You: tuolta suomesta päin
Stranger: oikeesti :o
You: no, just kidding

Ihan veikeä systeemi, suurin osa vaikuttaa kyllä melkosen häiriintyneeltä/aineissa olevalta. Hyvää ajanvietettä, ja pari ihan hyvää keskusteluakin löyty sieltä. :rolleyes:
 
Mr.Markus sanoi:
Juttelin jonkun brasialaisen tytön kanssa, sitten vaihdettiin meseosotteita ja nyt se jo lähettelee jotain kuvia itsestään :D eipä mikään pahan näkönen, tai sitten oon vaan joutunut jonkun taitavan pedofiilin uhriksi :(
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Eikai vaan tytön nimi olis aline? Jos on niin näpit irti! mun hoito :D
 
Ja tätä tasoa:
Stranger: Hej. Jag är en blond attraktiva svensken. Jag hoppas att du talar svenska.
You: Perkele. Suomestahan mä!
You: hej
You: het potatis
Stranger: Hehe
You: suomesta saatana
You: lasse har en hund
Stranger: Var kommer du ifrån?
You: hunden är svart
You: från v'rifrån
Stranger: and do you speak English?
You: nej, men jag kan tala svenska
You: vad vill du veta?
Stranger: sorry, i don't understand
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Juttelin varmaan kaksi tuntia yhden jenkin kanssa, parannettiin maailma.
Hauska sovellus kyllä tämä.
 
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