Omegle - Talk to Stranger

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Stranger: yes
You: you will?
Stranger: absolutley
You: u on your knees?
Stranger: i am
You: remember, no dodging allowed
Stranger: yes yes yes
You: and you swallow it all?
Stranger: no you idiot
You: u boy or a girl? not that i care though
Stranger: what do you guess
You: hard to say
Stranger: i am sure ... you are a boy
You: no shit? :D
Stranger: yes
You: how many girls cum? except squirting
Stranger: girls cum ?
You: they squirt
Stranger: yes
You: it looks cool live
Stranger: they squirt
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: squirt 5 metres
You: you?
Stranger: yeah, thats my record
You: cool!
You: too bad that you're a boy

taas oikeen älykäs olo..
 
Vähä hyvät roolit :D
 
Jokohan ne kypsyi meihin? :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: how are you today?
Stranger: fine, thanks but in a hour today is over and its tomorow ;)
Stranger: and you?
You: im fine too
Stranger: where you frmo?
Stranger: from
You: finland
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Widowmaker sanoi:
Mul on tässä työnalla nyt joku brasilialainen balettitanssija. Itse olen amerikkalainen rokkari. Katotaan kuin käy.
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Bongattu brasilialaiselta bodausforumilta:
Jesus sanoi:
Mul on tässä työnalla nyt joku amerikkalainen rokkari. Itse olen brasilialainen balettitanssija. Katotaan kuin käy.
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Kauheasti perseilijöitä oli tänään, viimeinen keskustelu oli ainoa fiksun oloinen.. sekin Pakkislaisen kanssa :D

Edit. ja tosiaan, tosi usein kun sanoo olevansa Suomesta saa kylmää kylkeä välittömästi. Notta kiitos kun perseilette, kukaan jaksa enää puhua miun kanssa.. :(
 
vittu ku tuliski joku pakkislainen vastaan tuolla, mut ei...ainoa suomalainen tähän mennes Demin kautta joku 14v pirkko. Sanoin et pyytää mutsinsa juttelee. Ei pyytäny.
 
Mäki oon tavannu vast 3 suomalaista :D Koko aikana. Ei niitä hirveesti. Kerran oon jutellu itteni kanssa, tuli vähä :david:-olo...
 
Miten helkkarissa voi jutella itsensä kanssa? Mäkin haluun! :eek:

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Äskeinen keskustelu alkoi lupaavasti, mutta päättyi odottamattomasti:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: hi there!
Stranger: howdy partner
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm good, how's the wild west going woody?
You: it's going pretty well!
Stranger: hot digody, how's the ol' horse of your's treating you.
You: i killed him, i needed some food
Stranger: But.... he.... was.... my best friend god dammit!
Stranger: I call for a showdown!
You: man, i'm very sorry about what happened... :s
Stranger: DUDE YOU KILLED THE HORSE
Stranger: GOD DAM!
You: yes, i did
You: is there anything i can do for it?
Stranger: Give me some (:
You: some of this meat?
Stranger: yup, i'm hungry.
You: ok, take that leg
Stranger: I wanted the penis :l
You: you can have that, too
Stranger: Yea Haw. I'll leave the testicles for you.
You: wow, you're so nice
Stranger: Just for a notice, do you go on a website called gaia :)
You: no, i didn't know about it before this :)
Stranger: FAIL.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(
 
Pakkislainen bongattu.
Nimimerkki : Pate

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: im lapper the dancing bean
You: where are you from+
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: you are a male bean or a female bean?
You: shemale
Stranger: *run*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Tällä kertaa lapsetti, antakee anteeksi... :lol2:

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You: actually im not seppo, im just kidding...
You: that was a joke
Stranger: haha
You: my real name is juan
You: don juan
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: so juan..
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: all kinds of music
You: rap, pop, hiphop
You: rock, metal
You: iskelmä
Stranger: good...
You: do you like iskelmä?
Stranger: no....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: who are you?
You: where are you from?
You: im KT200RAW from pihlajakatu
Stranger: A stranger
You: finland
You: did you beated miro?
You: wtf
Stranger: bella from france
You: you are isabella right?
Stranger: no bella
You: why the fuck you didnt open that door for me today?
You: i felt like idiot while yelling behind your door
Stranger : wtf
You : was this close that i didnt rip out your door and fuck you between your awesome titties
Stranger: pervert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol2:
Onneks ei oo teidän kanssa joutunut puhumaan kertaakaan.
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Mistäs tiedät ettetkö ole puhunut jo jonkun pakkislaisen kanssa? ;)
 
Onneks ei oo teidän kanssa joutunut puhumaan kertaakaan. Juntit saatana! :D

Ollut itseasiassa muutama ihan mukava keskustelu tänään.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ayee guy or girl
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: niceee=]
Stranger: guy
You: ok:)
You: how you doing?:)
Stranger: soo
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: andd im doing pretty good =]
You: I'm 17,you?
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: where you form
You: oh really,do you even have pubic hair? I'm from finland,you?
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: i shave
Stranger: soo
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ..
Stranger: and usa
You: I've been told that you guys have small dicks?don't tell me that you're jewish,I've been told that those are the worst
Stranger: naa italian.. are you seriously wanting to no my dick size because i gurantee its bigger then what youve ever been with
Stranger: finland has nothing
Stranger: on italians
Stranger: ..
You: oh,italian guys are really stallions:D
Stranger: ohhh yeah =]
You: are you a stallion?:)
Stranger: ohh definatly
You: i bet you've never had pussy before?
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: a joke right?
You: yeah,right...a italian-american 16-old stallion,I'm just laughing my ass off
You: go grow up
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: wow
Stranger: are you in your own world or something
Stranger: i lost my virginity
Stranger: its not a big deal
Stranger: really
You: you wouldn't handle me
Stranger: HA
Stranger: you wouldnt be even to handle my dick
Stranger: whats the averge size over there like 6 inches?
Stranger: lmao
You: yea,'cause i wouldn't find it
Stranger: ha or maybe you might its a third leg
You: i dunno,maybe 8"?
Stranger: lmaoo haaaaaaaaa!
Stranger: listen
You: yea?
Stranger: i think you should come to america
Stranger: and get some real dick
You: i've been there
Stranger: instead of that nasty shit up in finland
Stranger: becuase you wont no sex
Stranger: lololol ohh hunn well just to tell you my dick size is 9.4 inches
Stranger: take a ruler
Stranger: and look at that shit
You: are you a retard,dear sir,you live in the US of A and you still can't spell English?
Stranger: but while your in amazement of how big it is and how you could never handle it
Stranger: im going to the gym
Stranger: yess
Stranger: i dont know how to speak proper grammer
Stranger: am i uneithical for you?
Stranger: aww
Stranger: im sorry =[
Stranger: go get some finland dick
Stranger: i dont care
You: maybe you should get back to Italy,I've heard that they're looking for circus clownes in there
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that was a good one
Stranger: im crying
Stranger: haha fucking finland bitch
You: oh,really?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mies 20-vuotta for real
 
Nyt oli hyvä keskustelu. Melkeen tunnin juteltiin, tyyppi oli irlantilainen 25v mies. MMA harrasti ja näytti kuvansakin, samoin mä, kiva! Oli paljon yhteistä. Hyvä mieli jäi :)
 
MissEvilEve sanoi:
Hyvä mieli jäi :)
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Samoin. Törmäsin japanilaiseen mieheen juuri hetki sitten. Ensin pelleilin tyttöä ja aloitin keskustelun tutulla ja turvallisella "looking for anal sex?" -heitolla, mutta loppujen lopuksi tunnustauduin kuitenkin mieheksi ja päädyimme juttelemaan peniksien koosta.

Aika hienoa.
 
ihme porukkaa:D oli pakko kokeilla ja vetää kerta riman alta..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hei
You: Peniksesi pitää olla löysänä tämän harjoituksen aikana.
Stranger: id love to
You: Kierrä pyyhe peniksesi ja kivestesi ympärille ja pidä siinä useita minuutteja.
Stranger: does that come with a side order
You: Tämä harjoitus kasvattaa penistäsi ulospäin
Stranger: chips?
You: Taffel or raffel?
You: HUOM! Älä anna siemensyksyn tulla.
Stranger: id love to taffel or raffel you, naughty
You: Kun aloitat harjoitukset on ÄLÄ LOPETA!
Stranger: up my arse, you are kinky
You: "The new mail sexuality"
Stranger: is like a frenck connective
You: Kokeilu mielessä voit koittaa onko sinun pakaralihaksesi kunnossa.
You: Pakaroista juuri saat eniten työntövoimaa seksileikkeihin.
Stranger: a whole fish?
You: Hauki?
Stranger: have you ever been wanked off by a chimp
You: Masturboi kunnes olo on liki siemensyöksyä
You: TYÖTÄ SE VAATII!
Stranger: id fuking love to fist your granny
You: Pidä kokoajan tiukka ote ja käytä koko kättä!
Stranger: and your grandad. you are kind
You: very kind
Stranger: can i fist you
You: next Kegel's (Sulkijalihasharjoitus)
Stranger: when?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: help me?
You: how can i help you?
Stranger: are you in US?
Stranger: if you are ring 911... theres someone in my house and my phone is downstairs... im so scared i didnt know what else to do
You: no i'm not, cant help you
Stranger: where are you from?
You: finland
You: so hows life treatin you?
Stranger: THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE ROOTING THROUGH MY SHIT HOW DO YOU THINK ASSHOLE!


Olisihan se pitäny arvata :hyper:
 
You: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: how're you?
You: i'm forrester
You: ridge forrester
You: from the bold and the beautiful
You: i'm fine thx
You: you?
You: :)
Stranger: ur fucking gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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