Omegle - Talk to Stranger

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You: hola
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: just hanging
You: u
Stranger: same, bored as shit
You: u from?
Stranger: from? =d
You: slow
Stranger: Finland here
You: spain here
You: my friend lives there
Stranger: damn everyones Spanish here =D
You: Spain is very bueno
Stranger: should be, never been there thought (yet) =c
Stranger: Finland sucks because of the long winters >,<
Stranger: & law
You: how long?
You: law?
Stranger: well, the snow is still outside
You: too many rapist?
Stranger: too short sentences for em
You: cool here its 25C
Stranger: People dont even go to prison for every child abuse / rape
You: same in here
Stranger: but if you burn a church its 6 years
You: about 6monts or something like that
Stranger: gah, i want summer already =D
Stranger: so depressing weather >,>
You: Barcelona summer party ^^
Stranger: hah :D
Stranger: Festivals <3
Stranger: how old are ya btw?
You: my friend lives in southern finland..dont really remember what is called
You: 22
You: u
Stranger: Helsinki probably
Stranger: 16
You: no its not
Stranger: mm, cba to guess then :p
You: Now i remember google helped me turku
Stranger: ah
Stranger: the asshole of Finland
Stranger: everybody hates Turku people =D
You: yes very much great looking assholes
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: you been there?
You: no but he send me some photos..party photos
Stranger: oh, Finns do have quite a habbit to grab the bottle >,>
You: i need to ask what are u guys eating there? or do u guys using steroids?
Stranger: How come? = D
You: u are so big and my friend is big now too
You: and i dont mean his penis i mean muscles
Stranger: bet you do
Stranger: well, cant really think of anything special =D
Stranger: potatos & meat pretty much
You: ok
You: u from some forum?
Stranger: Well, just Finnish sites & /b/
You: i am from fc barcelona forum
Stranger: football fan?
You: there was this link
You: si
Stranger: ah, i got the link from my friend
You: ok
Stranger: never really got into football
Stranger: ice hockey is the thing here ;p
You: ok
You: u smoke weed?
Stranger: hah, yep =D
You: cool
Stranger: just rolled a joint tbh
You: same here
Stranger: this stuff is weak thought
Stranger: cant wait for summer, real buds moving @ summer
You: can u teach me some finnish language
Stranger: Perkele
Stranger: its all you need to know
You: what that means
Stranger: the #1 curse word :D
You: Saatana
Stranger: woot
You: its finnish too is it?
Stranger: yeah its satan in finnish :D
You: cool
Stranger: your friend teached? :p
You: littlebit
You: what does pimppipieru means?
Stranger: pussyfart =D
You: lol
You: so its not cookie ^^
Stranger: No, it really isnt : DDD
Stranger: Keksi is cookie
You: great
Stranger: blah, cba to sleep
You: nähdään
Stranger: moro
You: ?
You: it means moi?
Stranger: nothing =d
Stranger: nähdään means bye bye :D
You: okei
You: i mean okey
Stranger: =D
Stranger: älä ny epäonnistu
You: Turku ei ole persereikä vaan paras paikka sori vaan
Stranger: hah
 
Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: fuck you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
haha. Olipas mielenkiintonen kokemus

Ensimmäinen keskustelu tolla sivustolla meni näin:

You: Hi
You: were are u from
Stranger: hell, and the deepest pit of your soul.
Stranger: the one your fucking mother told you not to listen to.
Stranger: you're going to die alone
-Disconnected-
 
You: how about a pokemon battle?
Stranger: hellow
You: hi
Stranger: sure, but watch out
Stranger: I got a lvl 200 pikachu
Stranger: pika pika
Stranger: chuuuuuuu
Stranger: thunderbolt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Stranger: Wanna play golf with my wife?
Stranger: Her head goes quite far
You: :D yea sure
Stranger: Its hollow see?
Stranger: She's an airhead
You: yea , i get it :P
Stranger: Oh i'm good at this.
Stranger: See, just snap a finger off
Stranger: Stick it in the ground
Stranger: Place her head on it
Stranger: And take your pick of which limb to use.
Stranger: I prefer the legs.
 
On tuo kyllä mainio paikka tappaa aikaa. Harmi ku oma englanti on mitä on nii ei pysty mitään kovin monimutkasia keskusteluja käymään.
 
Kolmas omeglen sättini.

Stranger: Yo
You: fuck you
You: i mean hi
You: nice to meey oyu
Stranger: Fuck YOU
Stranger: Hey
You: i have tourettes syndrome
You: i cant control my writings
You: you ASSHOLE!!!
Stranger: Written tourrette? Loll
You: jaa
You: correct
Stranger: Im not that dumb bitch
You: YOU FUCKING JERL
You: JERK!!!
You: sorry
You: its just my sickneww, i cant control it
Stranger: IM GONNA FUCKING SHANK YOU
You: Why
You: Im really nice guy
You: i like .........Fuuccckk you
Stranger: With tourrette you SAY shit. Not write
You: you fucvking piece of shit
Stranger: Haha i like this
You: FUUUCCCKKK
You: Do you know joseph shithole
You: the serial killer
You: i just watched doc about him
You: really sick man
Stranger: Next time say. Im gonna sow ur asshole shut and keep feeding you, and feeding you
Stranger: Look for albert fish
You: whos he?
Stranger: Hes fucked up
You: i bet
You: all killers are fucked up you know
Stranger: Serial killer us 1900's
You: so are u from us
You: are you a bloody yank?
Stranger: Loll i guess... To kill folks
Stranger: Fuck US
Stranger: Im not retarded
You: Your not retarded?
Stranger: Jhiveturkey
You: I thought you were.
You: Jesus is our saviour
You: isnt he?
Stranger: You have "tourrette" you are clearly insane
You: Fuuuuccckkk
Stranger: What would jesus do?
Stranger: Surely kill you
You: Jesus would say fuck me in the asssssss
You: like in that movie 40 year old virgin
Stranger: In ze arse
You: jesus would shoot himself if he would see world today
You: He would just say Fuuuucccckk and then shoot himself
Stranger: Loll man ive seen that long ago i dont remember everything
You: Its the best
Stranger: Man he'd. Be like
You: one of the best movies ive seen
Stranger: God, why the fuck would i go in that shithole again?
You: Yeah :)
You: Oh gosh
You: im so hingry
You: hungry
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: but i cant eat
 
Stranger: PINGAS
You: are you a whore ?
Stranger: im a PINGAS
You: wrong answer
You have disconnected.


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You: Hello Joseph
Stranger: how did you know my name?!
You: I know it
You: Arent you the famous net paedophile Joseph Fritzl?
Stranger: oh no. im the famous joe jonas
Stranger: same first name though
You: Oh shit, wrong chat!
You have disconnected.
 
Ihan mahtavaa sakkai täälä :D Ja huomaa että oam enkku ei todellakaa oo heikoimmasta päästä ku pystyy sujuvasti keskustelemaa melkee kaikkien kanssa. Jenkit on vähä vittumaisia ku käyttävät omia lyhenteitää nii paljo. Nytki menos erittäin henkeveä keskustelu Brassin kans :P
 
välil o kiva ku huumorintaju natsaa :D

You: oh
You: my
You: god
You: chandler bing?
Stranger: how did you know?
You: :P
You: hows monica?
You: and the babies
Stranger: Shes alright and there fine
You: all grown up now huh?
Stranger: pretty much
You: that's good to know
Stranger: is this ross or tom cruise?
You: janice you fool ;)
Stranger: Ohh god
You: :)
Stranger: Your laugh makes me feel like eating my gron up abbaies
Stranger: grown*
You: hahahahaha
 
On. tää mun tytteli on oikein järkevä, vaikka välillä on vähän hankalaa ymmärtää sitä, kun viittaa niin epäselvillä pronomineilla omiin juttuihinsa.

edit. kuvankin jo lähetti :evil:
 
Minkähän vitun pervon kans juttelen ku tyyppi kerto kattovansa pornoa ja vänkkäävän samaan aikaan ku poristaan :D

edit: joo tää on joku täys pervo,nyt se kertoilee mulkkunsa kokoa ,ehkä on parempi lopettaa tähän
 
No en ollu oikeesti. Tohon jää koukkuun, suurimmaks osaks aika asiallisia keskusteluja saanu tosta.
 
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