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"You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. "
Pitää vielä ihan varmistaa tuo vesikauhurokotus
 
"You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

Enpä olis arvannu.
 
"You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation."

Ööh :D
 
"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons."

Nice.
 
"While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene."

Täytyy kait sitte ku auton saan ni ruveta pelkäämään polliiseja :D
 
"You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm."

Aika tylsä:(
 
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.

Käyhän se noinkin :D
 
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

:eek: Ei hitto, en mä tienny että toi antaa vastaukseks ihan realistisia vaihtoehtoja :D
 
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Jotain tavallista. :)
 
While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

Ihan liian tylsä :(
 
Komian lätäkön jätän jälkeeni

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
 
"A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast."
 
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
 
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

Auts, aika julma tapa lähtä :D
 
"While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.":D
 
An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
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just noin halusinkin kuolla :lol2:
 
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

Aika laimeeta...
 
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