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Ei helevetti. Tuo kuvaus siitä tilanteesta missä olen kun kuolen, osui niin nappiin tähän elämäntilanteeseen ja mielentilaan missä olen nyt. Taidan mennä istumaan vessaan ja laitan oven lukkoon.
 
While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.
 
"While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud."

Nää on aika hauskoja :D

Saas nähdä uskaltaako sitä enää lähteä metsästämään..
 
While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

Ja mä kun oisin halunnu kuolla ees miehekkäästi. Enkä ees syö paahtista :(
 
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You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

Tässä toivossa mä aina olen elänytkin! :D
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Aika hyvä kuolema.. Tosin täydellinen se olis vain jos kuolis siinä orgasmin aikana...
 
"While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly."
 
In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.
Toi sopis mulle aika hyvin :wtf:
 
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
:(
 
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

No vittu, suunnitelmissa kyllä kokeilla laskuvarjohyppäämistä :D Saas nähdä.
 
While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

eli ilmeisesti paskaan hukun. noh noin kuvittelinkin lähteväni.
 
"While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist."
Ei pidä suututtaa naapureita ainakaa :D
 
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Höh. Pitää olla ostamatta pyssyjä.
 
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


Sopivan dramaattista. :rock: Täytyy silti toistaiseksi pysytellä kaukana rautakaupoista.
 
"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

:jahas:
 
Pikaruoka koituu kohtaloksi.

"While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death."
 
You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

Kuulostaa hauskalta...
 
You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.

:wtf:
 
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

eikivatapakuolla
 
"Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool. "

Pitääkin muistaa olla kiltti kaapeliyhtiön asentajasedälle :lol2:
 
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