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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

:rock:
 
While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.
 
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

:lol2:
 
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe. :D
 
"An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated."

Vapaasti suomennettuna:

Tunari hoitsu antaa peräruiskeen painepesurilla. Se helpottaa ummetustani, mutta paksusuoleni ja suolistoni tuhoutuvat täydellisesti.

Kiva.
 
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

Melkein sama, kuin Ilerillä.:D
 
While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

Hui, en enää lähde auton rattiin;) parempi vaan pysyä kotona, mut onneks kuolen yllättäen niin ei ehdi kitumaan.
 
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Mä jostain syystä kelasin tätä viimeks ku olin parturis :O
 
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

Näinhän mä lähtisinkin. Adrealiinin kohistessa suonissa ja nimenomaan autolla moottoritiellä vastaantulevien kaistaa. Tosin en haluaisi viedä ketään viatonta mukanani...
 
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Jaa-a, ehkä parasta ruveta kasvattamaan tätä fledaani nyt sitten oikein kunnolla...
 
You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter... :evil: :whip: :haart:

Pelottavaa, täytyy varoo ettei jää kii ;) Haha.
 
You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

Tässä toivossa mä aina olen elänytkin! :D
 
You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.

Tylsää:(
 
no nyt vaikuttaa jo pelottavalta :D :lol2:
While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
 
*You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.*

Ei prkl buranasta on luovuttava ku olut kerran jää
 
"After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset."

Ok.
 
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer
Eipä tuokaan olis yllätys...
 
Mä olen kännissä, putoan portaat ja katkaisen niskani ja kaverit luulee että mä olen vain sammunut.

Onneksi on viinaton juhannus.
 
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