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"While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death. "

Ihan mahdollista...
 
"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room. "

En yhtään olisi ihmeissäni tällä tuurilla.
 
While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.
 
"While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."
Voihan sitä näinki lähtee...
 
"An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill."

Että näin
 
Minä noyryytän taikuria jossain bileissä paljastamalla kuinka jokin sen tempuista tehdään. Vastapalvelukseksi tämä taikuri sahaa mut ihan oikeasti kahtia...hmmm, kuulostaa ihan pikkasen kivuliaalta.
 
While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

Näissä joissain ei ole mitään mielikuvitusta.
 
While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.
 
While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

Perhana! Enkä saanu ees ampuu takasi. Kunnon tulitaistelun jälkee pitäs vasta taivaanportit kutsuu...
 
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

Sillon kun lähdetään, niin tehdään se tyylillä. Eipähän tartte arkkua auki pitää.
 
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
 
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

hyvin mahdollista, hyvin mahdollista..
 
You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking

KYLLÄ!
 
Syön rauhassa lounasta kunnes itsemurhapommittaja iskee...

Olen tässä muuten reisuun lähdössä... ;)
 
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

Tätä mä oonkin juuri aina toivonu:D
 
"After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification."
Hehheh.. Lähempähä ainaki tyylillä..Kuolee omaan pas*aan:hyper:

EDIT: Mikäli käyttäisinkin mun toista nimeä niin kuolisin seuraavalla tavalla:
"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."
Elämän ironiaa :D
 
"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up."
auts
 
Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss. :wtf:
 
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