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Yritin Googlettaa. Mäkin luulin että se ois ollut Naked Gun-leffa, mutta eipäs ollukkaan.

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Vähän muitakin kuolemattomia lausahduksia.
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Joo.. hohohoo, tuolta löyty hyviä. Tässä liitteenä se mitä yritin hakea tossa aiemmassa postissa:

Radio Operator: Satellite reconaisonance indicates an enemy patrol boat has changed course and is heading for our people.

Michelle Huddleston: Send the alert.

Radio Operator: Hello lucky, Hello lucky, report my signal, report my signal. Over.

Williams: Hello. George Mike Walters, strength three. Over.

Radio Operator: Recon reports, Indians on the warpath in your area. Over.

Williams: Ain't no Indians around here. Over.

Radio Operator: Do not take literally. Repeat, do not take literally. The vultures are cicrling the carcass. The vultures are circling the carcass. Over.

Williams: I see a couple of gulls but I, I, don't...

Radio Operator: The pitbull is out of the cage. The crooks are raiding the liquor store.

Williams: Hey, you yanking my crank?
 
Ainakaan pikasella selauksella en huomannut sitaatteja Cobrasta, universumin parhaasta elokuvasta. :)

Ehkä paras meni jotenkin tähän tapaan:

Pahis: - I have a bomb. I'll blow this fucking place up!
Cobra: - Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Toinen hyvä suunnilleen näin:

Pahis: - You have to take me in, if you can. Courts are civilized, aren't they...pig?
Cobra: - But I'm not. This is where the law stops...and I start. Sucker!
 
Jälleen Full Metal Jacket:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Se mikä ihmetyttää on, ettei kukaan ole vielä tainnut mainita Jack Nicholsonin vuodatusta Kunnian miesten lopussa:

Col. Jessep : Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Nicholson on kyllä melkoinen karaktääri melkein roolissa kuin roolissa. Aika hersyvää oli meininki myös jonkin aikaa sitten telkkarista bongaamassani Elämä on ihanaa -leffassa: Melvin Udall : Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.

Jos joku on sattumalta lukenut Illuminatuksen, ymmärtänee, miksi olen niin ihastunut Oliver Hardyn toteamukseen: Now look what you made me do.
 
Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery : Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

Mike Lowery : Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it.

Mike Lowery : That's that bullshit. (Tulee niin useaan otteeseen, että on hauskaa)

Marcus Burnett : Damn, it's the niggras!

Mike Lowery : Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Marcus Burnett : My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery : Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett : When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.

Mike Lowery : [a car flies over, nearly colliding with Mike's Ferrari] WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole! josta suomennos toimii yhtä hyvin; "Tuo muikisti persreiän!"
 
Ehdoton suosikkipätkä Pulp fictionista :

Lance : Still got your Malibu?
Vincent Vega : Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance : What?
Vincent Vega : Fucking keyed it.
Lance : Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent Vega : Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance : They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent Vega : Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance : What a fucker!
Vincent Vega : What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance : You don't do it.
Vincent Vega : It's just against the rules.
 
Pulp Fictionista löytyy niin paljon ehdottomia suosikkeja ja niitä on paljon jo täällä tullutkin, että jätän ne nyt rauhaan. Gladiaattorissa olikin sitten tosi hieno kohta, kun Maximus joutuu paljastamaan kasvonsa Comodukselle(tjsp.).:

My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
 
Jim Carrey leffassa Ace Ventura, luonto kutsuu:"There's something on the wing..some...THING!" :thumbs:
 

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Elokuvasta Airplane :D:

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock and Captain Oveur: Huh?
 
Oma suosikkini on H.E.A.T.

"Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you spot the heat coming around the corner".

Ammattilaisen malli itse kullekin.
 
Tuli mieleen helvetin hyvä leffarepliikki elokuvasta Panssarikenraali Patton. Kyseessä on elokuvan aloituskohtaus, jossa Patton pitää uusille alokkaille puhetta sotimisesta :

You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other S.O.B. die for his.
 
Kill Bill vol. 2:ssa on hauska dialogi kun Michael Madsenin esittämä Budd tulee myöhässä töihin (strippibaari "My Oh My":n portsari):

Budd : Larry, there ain't nobody out there!

Larry Gomez : There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here?

Budd : My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

Larry Gomez : You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just fucking convinced me!
 
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Elokuvassa Siivoton juttu on enemmänkin kuolemattomia repliikkejä:

Rauno Vekkilä (Kai Lehtinen) selittelee pettämistään vaimolleen:
"Lehmä on märehtiväinen ja ihminen on erehtyväinen."

Anoppi: "Saitko leipää pelastusarmeijalta?"
Vekkilä: "Mitäs me leivällä kun ei oo voitakaan?"

Vekkilä anopilleen: "keskustelen näistä asioista ainoastaan päällikkötasolla."

Vekkilä: "Mitäs aiot tehdä sitten kun ollaan rikkaita?"
Kokki (Pertti koivula): "Ostan videotykin"
Vekkilä: "Miks just videotykin"
Kokki: "Parempi kuva"

Vekkilä pitää puhetta työelämän joustoista: "... Jos köyhä ei oo nöyrä, se on kohta tosi köyhä."

Kokki: "Se on mun veljen serkku"
Vekkilä: "No eiks se sillon oo sunkin serkkus?"
Kokki: "...nii"
 
True Romancessa on melkoisia helmiä.

Christian Slater / Clarence Worley: "It´s better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."


Samainen Clarence: "Do I look like a beautiful blone with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"

Elliot: "What?"

Clarence: "I said do I look like a beautiful blone with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"

Elliot: "No."

Clarence: "No. Okay, then why are you telling me this bullshit, you wanna fuck me?"

Samasta leffastahan löytyy myös koko elokuvahistoria paras kohtaus, missä Dennis Hopperin esittämä Clifford Worley ja Christopher Walkenin esittämä mafiooso Vincenzo Coccotti keskustelevat, ja James Gandolfini myhäilee taustalla:

COCCOTTI

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

The awful pain in Cliff's hand is being replaced by the awful pain in his heart. He looks deep into Coccotti's eyes.

CLIFF

Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?

COCCOTTI

Sure.

Coccotti leans over and hands him a smoke.

CLIFF

Got a match?

Cliff reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.

CLIFF

Oh, don't bother. I got one.

(he lights the cigarette)

So you're a Sicilian, huh?

COCCOTTI

(intensely)

Uh-huh.

CLIFF

You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

All the men stop what they were doing and look at Cliff, except for Tooth-pic Vic who doesn't speak English and so isn't insulted. Coccotti can't believe what he's hearing.

COCCOTTI

Come again?

CLIFF

It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

Coccotti looks at him for a moment then jumps up, whips out an automatic, grabs hold of Cliff's hair, puts the barrel to his temple, and pumps three bullets through Cliff's head.
 

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