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'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?'
"'No,' I answered, 'but I served in a company of heroes.'"

- Maj. Richard D. Winters (Band of Brothers - We Stand Alone Together)
 
screwdriver sanoi:
Scent of A Woman

Women. What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a fucking genius. Hair. They that hair's everything you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips. And when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven. I need a drink.

-Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Al Pacino-

Tämä mullekkin tuli ekana mieleen. Parempaa dialogin osaa ei ole. :5:
 
Gladiator: "What we do in life echoes in eternity."

Highlander: Ramirez: "From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now."
 
"I have bad feeling about this"
"Crom...if you dont listen to me, go to hell"
"Force is strong in your family"
"Sevethn son of a 7th son....hes has the power of..."
"In walley of evil......"
 
Clerks 2
Becky: I once had to take an order of a guy I blew after junior prom.
Randal Graves: Yeah, I've waited on your brother, too. *Neh*

Randal Graves: Porch Monkey is not a racial slur, nigger is!

Dante Hicks: 'Porch monkey' is a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: Oh it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are racial slurs!
 

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The Crash - leffassa oli muutamia luunkovia repliikkejä. Esimerkiksi se yksi perusnegatiivinen tummaihoinen roisto pudotteli koko ajan hyvää rasismi-läppää.

rosvo1: Miksi sä luulet, että busseissa on niin isot ikkunat?
rosvo2: En mää tiedä, kai siksi että näkee paremmin ulos... (tai jotain tonnepäin)
rosvo1: EI! Sen takia, että valkoihoiset voi kattella paremmin kun vähemmistöjen edustajat joutuu matkustamaan bussissa!
 
Loistava threadi, en paljoa yleensä kirjoittele mutta nyt oli pakko. Ohessa mielestäni aivan helmiä






Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


The Great Dictator (1940)

-- Tämä ehkä ja varmasti elokuvahistorian paras monologi

A Jewish Barber: I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say, do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up Hannah! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light! We are coming into a new world; a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed, and brutality. Look up, Hannah! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow! Into the light of hope, into the future! The glorious future, that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, Hannah. Look up!
Mr. Jaeckel: Hannah, did you hear that?
Hannah: Listen...




Klassinen aloitus loistoleffalle..
Goodfellas (1990)
Henry Hill: [narrating] As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
 
Team America tulikin jo mainittua joten:

I promise you, I will never die.
 
Paholaisen asianajajassa (Devil's Advocate) John Miltonilta (Pacino) lähtee aika hyviä heittoja


"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "


"You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?"


"Free will, it is a bitch."

 
Tossa jo mainittiinkin et Fight Clubissa on loistavaa dialogia.. eikä koko threadissa tullu ku yks ainut Fight Clubin repliikki vastaan, joten kannan oman korteni kekoon. Joten tässä muutama:

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

"We have just lost cabin pressure."

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything."

"I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then, I ran some more."

"We just had a near-life experience."

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look. I fu** like you wanna fu**. I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction"

Moni noista kommenteista toimii niin loistavasti tosi elämässä!!
 

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