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- 27.7.2005
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"Rojut naamaan, Tujor."
-Tuntematon nero mökkiretkellä
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- Liittynyt
- 1.5.2004
- Viestejä
- 485
- Ikä
- 50
Nää ei oo sanatarkkoja, eikä välttämättä kaikki sitaattejakaan, mutta:
1 - "Liian puhtaassa vedessä ei elä kaloja." (joku itämainen viisaus)
2 - "Vain kuolleet kalat kulkevat myötävirtaan." (mistä lie kuultu...)
3 - "Helvetti on muut ihmiset." (Sartre)
4 - "Nerous ei ole kynttilänliekki, joka puhalletaan sammuksiin, vaan tulipalo, jota ilmavirta piiskaa aina
vain suurempaan roihuun." (Kierkegaard)
5 - "Kun viisas mies kuulee Taosta
hän tekee kaikkensa pysyäkseen siinä
Kun keskinkertainen mies kuulee Taosta
hän pysyy siinä joskus ja joskus taas ei
Kun tyhmä mies kuulee Taosta
hän nauraa sille ääneen
- Ellei hän nauraisi
SE EI OLISI TAO!"
(joku itämaan hommeli taas...)
6 - "Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They invent. They imagine. They heal.
They explore. They create. They inspire.
They push the human race forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.
While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do." (Maccicansalle varmaan tuttu...)
7 - "Tärkeintä ei ole se, paljonko pakassa on painoja, vaan se, että näyttää siltä, että saa pillua!"
(Pakkikselta bongattu...)
8 - "Mitä pimeämpää, sitä kauniimmalta näyttää vähäinenkin valo." (MINÄ!)
9 - "Kävelet kirkasvetiseen lampeeen ja jalkasi nostavat lammen pohjasta hiekkaa ja samentavat
veden. Hätäännyt ja koitat huitoa käsilläsi hiekkaa pois ja saada veden taas kirkkaaksi.
Mitä enemmin vettä kauhot, sitä enemmin hiekkaa nousee pohjasta ja vesi sakenee entisestään.
Parasta olisi vain pysähtyä ja antaa hiekan laskeutua." (joku kiinalainen juidu...)
10 - "Kahvinjuonnissa tärkeintä on kahvinjuonti." (Kaveri soitti minulle kerran kertoakseen tuon tosiasian.)
1 - "Liian puhtaassa vedessä ei elä kaloja." (joku itämainen viisaus)
2 - "Vain kuolleet kalat kulkevat myötävirtaan." (mistä lie kuultu...)
3 - "Helvetti on muut ihmiset." (Sartre)
4 - "Nerous ei ole kynttilänliekki, joka puhalletaan sammuksiin, vaan tulipalo, jota ilmavirta piiskaa aina
vain suurempaan roihuun." (Kierkegaard)
5 - "Kun viisas mies kuulee Taosta
hän tekee kaikkensa pysyäkseen siinä
Kun keskinkertainen mies kuulee Taosta
hän pysyy siinä joskus ja joskus taas ei
Kun tyhmä mies kuulee Taosta
hän nauraa sille ääneen
- Ellei hän nauraisi
SE EI OLISI TAO!"
(joku itämaan hommeli taas...)
6 - "Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They invent. They imagine. They heal.
They explore. They create. They inspire.
They push the human race forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.
While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do." (Maccicansalle varmaan tuttu...)
7 - "Tärkeintä ei ole se, paljonko pakassa on painoja, vaan se, että näyttää siltä, että saa pillua!"
(Pakkikselta bongattu...)
8 - "Mitä pimeämpää, sitä kauniimmalta näyttää vähäinenkin valo." (MINÄ!)
9 - "Kävelet kirkasvetiseen lampeeen ja jalkasi nostavat lammen pohjasta hiekkaa ja samentavat
veden. Hätäännyt ja koitat huitoa käsilläsi hiekkaa pois ja saada veden taas kirkkaaksi.
Mitä enemmin vettä kauhot, sitä enemmin hiekkaa nousee pohjasta ja vesi sakenee entisestään.
Parasta olisi vain pysähtyä ja antaa hiekan laskeutua." (joku kiinalainen juidu...)
10 - "Kahvinjuonnissa tärkeintä on kahvinjuonti." (Kaveri soitti minulle kerran kertoakseen tuon tosiasian.)
- Liittynyt
- 8.4.2004
- Viestejä
- 1 063
Kostaja X sanoi:
Vai menikö se näin: "En ole puolesta enkä vastaan, vaan pikemminkin päinvastoin."
Pari omaa suosikkiani. (Jos joku tietää kenen lausumia nämä ovat kertokaa se minullekin.)
"Ainoa paikka, jossa menestys tulee ennen työtä, on sanakirja."
"Ihmeitä ei tapahdu, niitä tehdään."
- Liittynyt
- 1.7.2004
- Viestejä
- 524
- Ikä
- 47
"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?
Tässä Mike Tysonin mietteitä.
Tässä Mike Tysonin mietteitä.
- Liittynyt
- 12.10.2004
- Viestejä
- 559
- Ikä
- 35
"All war is civil war, for it is always man against man, spilling his own blood, tearing out his own entrails"
- Fenelon, Dialogues of the Dead, 1712
PS. Lähti ulkomuistista, hienoin sitaatti koskaan.
- Fenelon, Dialogues of the Dead, 1712
PS. Lähti ulkomuistista, hienoin sitaatti koskaan.
- Liittynyt
- 12.10.2004
- Viestejä
- 559
- Ikä
- 35
Ja pari leffaquotea (hienoja myös - ikimuistoisia elokuvahetkiä):
Reservoir Dogs, Mr. White:
"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
Pulp Fiction, Marsellus Wallace:
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
(Pulppi on täynnä hyviä lainauksia joten en enempää niitä listaa)
Seuraava sisältää MAJOR-spoilerin:
The Shawshank Redemption, Red:
In 1966, Andy Dufrense escaped from Shawshank prison, all they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it, old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his maticulous nature, an ice age here, million years of mountain building there, geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin his wall through the exercise yard, a handfull at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
SPOILERI loppuu. (Shawshankissa on myös miljoona loistavaa quotea)
Sitten on kummisedät ja muut mutta en nyt niistä aloita vielä vaahtoamaan :D... vähän näitä moderneja tässä näin (ja nuo kanssa tulee ulkomuistista sormia napsauttamalla)...
Reservoir Dogs, Mr. White:
"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
Pulp Fiction, Marsellus Wallace:
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
(Pulppi on täynnä hyviä lainauksia joten en enempää niitä listaa)
Seuraava sisältää MAJOR-spoilerin:
The Shawshank Redemption, Red:
In 1966, Andy Dufrense escaped from Shawshank prison, all they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it, old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his maticulous nature, an ice age here, million years of mountain building there, geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin his wall through the exercise yard, a handfull at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
SPOILERI loppuu. (Shawshankissa on myös miljoona loistavaa quotea)
Sitten on kummisedät ja muut mutta en nyt niistä aloita vielä vaahtoamaan :D... vähän näitä moderneja tässä näin (ja nuo kanssa tulee ulkomuistista sormia napsauttamalla)...
- Liittynyt
- 21.10.2004
- Viestejä
- 17
"It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It's so painful to be next to someone you feel strongly about and know you can't say the things you want to."
Solipsist
"I must tell you that I was always afraid of the fury with which I loved you. It overwhelmed me. I thought it beyond comprehension, therefore my silence."
Solipsist
"I will never say the things that I want to say to you. I know the damage it would do. I love you more than I hate my loneliness and pain."
Solipsist
"They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong until then. I have been waiting. I have been searching. I am a man under the moon, walking the streets of earth until dawn. There's got to be someone for me. It's not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone."
Solipsist
"Thank you for touching me. Some of the only moments worth living were spent with you. Not you especially, the collective you."
Solipsist
"If I was a woman these days, I'd be killing motherfuckers. My handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood. I would have a horrible reputation with a lot of men because I would be calling them on their weak bullshit left and right."
Solipsist
"Basically, men are afraid of women and can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into."
Solipsist
"If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. Because I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay, and you know it."
Think Tank
"You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and defends it for others."
Talk is Cheap
"I grew up in D.C....and I worked at this theater, and my manager was gay. He used to make me stand out by the ticket booth and any time someone who looked like Yul Brenner walked by I was supposed to bang on the glass. And he would come look. If the guy was hot, he'd make a face. If the guy was ugly, though, he's say 'Henrietta! What were you thinking?' Then one day he got fired and I didn't understand why. My friends were like, 'Because he's gay, Henry.' And I was like 'Yeah, and...?' I just didn't get it. And I got so angry then, and I felt the injustice, it's the same injustice that I'm feeling today."
(Anecdote told at "WedRock" benefit concert for gay marriage equality.)
"...And I was standing there screaming "Fuck" at the top of my lungs"
(referring to a 1999 trip to the [Via Dolorosa], regarding his amazement at seeing one of the last places where [Jesus Christ] was seen walking.
"If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you."
"Go without a coat when it's cold; find out what cold is. Go hungry; keep your existence lean. Wear away the fat, get down to the lean tissue and see what it's all about. The only time you define your character is when you go without. In times of hardship, you find out what you're made of and what you're capable of. If you're never tested, you'll never define your character."
"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts."
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outlearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do."
"Nothing Brings People together more than mutual hatred"
"It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew"
"When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?"
"Sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good."
"You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it’s a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant!"
"Half of life is fucking up - the other half is dealing with it."
"D.J. Fuckface puts on a record of someone else's music and calls himself a musician."
-- Henry Rollins
Solipsist
"I must tell you that I was always afraid of the fury with which I loved you. It overwhelmed me. I thought it beyond comprehension, therefore my silence."
Solipsist
"I will never say the things that I want to say to you. I know the damage it would do. I love you more than I hate my loneliness and pain."
Solipsist
"They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong until then. I have been waiting. I have been searching. I am a man under the moon, walking the streets of earth until dawn. There's got to be someone for me. It's not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone."
Solipsist
"Thank you for touching me. Some of the only moments worth living were spent with you. Not you especially, the collective you."
Solipsist
"If I was a woman these days, I'd be killing motherfuckers. My handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood. I would have a horrible reputation with a lot of men because I would be calling them on their weak bullshit left and right."
Solipsist
"Basically, men are afraid of women and can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into."
Solipsist
"If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. Because I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay, and you know it."
Think Tank
"You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and defends it for others."
Talk is Cheap
"I grew up in D.C....and I worked at this theater, and my manager was gay. He used to make me stand out by the ticket booth and any time someone who looked like Yul Brenner walked by I was supposed to bang on the glass. And he would come look. If the guy was hot, he'd make a face. If the guy was ugly, though, he's say 'Henrietta! What were you thinking?' Then one day he got fired and I didn't understand why. My friends were like, 'Because he's gay, Henry.' And I was like 'Yeah, and...?' I just didn't get it. And I got so angry then, and I felt the injustice, it's the same injustice that I'm feeling today."
(Anecdote told at "WedRock" benefit concert for gay marriage equality.)
"...And I was standing there screaming "Fuck" at the top of my lungs"
(referring to a 1999 trip to the [Via Dolorosa], regarding his amazement at seeing one of the last places where [Jesus Christ] was seen walking.
"If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you."
"Go without a coat when it's cold; find out what cold is. Go hungry; keep your existence lean. Wear away the fat, get down to the lean tissue and see what it's all about. The only time you define your character is when you go without. In times of hardship, you find out what you're made of and what you're capable of. If you're never tested, you'll never define your character."
"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts."
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outlearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do."
"Nothing Brings People together more than mutual hatred"
"It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew"
"When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?"
"Sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good."
"You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it’s a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant!"
"Half of life is fucking up - the other half is dealing with it."
"D.J. Fuckface puts on a record of someone else's music and calls himself a musician."
-- Henry Rollins
- Liittynyt
- 18.4.2005
- Viestejä
- 108
In the long run, we are all dead.
-John Maynard Keynes
Kun ihminen sanoo suostuvansa johonkin periaatteessa, hän tarkoittaa ettei hänellä ole aikomustakaan tehdä sitä käytännössä.
-Bismarck
Älkää välittäkö nerokkuudesta. Älkää murehtiko sitä, oletteko älykäs vai ette. Luottakaa kovaan työhön, hellittämättömyyteen ja päättäväisyyteen. Paras ohje pitkää marssia varten on: "Älkää nurisko. Mars matkaan!"
-Sir Frederick Treves
Eellä mennen, eessä seisten, pelkäämättä eteenpäin!
-Artturi Leinonen, Mannerheim-ristin ritarit (lukee yleensä heidän kuolinilmoituksissaan).
-John Maynard Keynes
Kun ihminen sanoo suostuvansa johonkin periaatteessa, hän tarkoittaa ettei hänellä ole aikomustakaan tehdä sitä käytännössä.
-Bismarck
Älkää välittäkö nerokkuudesta. Älkää murehtiko sitä, oletteko älykäs vai ette. Luottakaa kovaan työhön, hellittämättömyyteen ja päättäväisyyteen. Paras ohje pitkää marssia varten on: "Älkää nurisko. Mars matkaan!"
-Sir Frederick Treves
Eellä mennen, eessä seisten, pelkäämättä eteenpäin!
-Artturi Leinonen, Mannerheim-ristin ritarit (lukee yleensä heidän kuolinilmoituksissaan).
- Liittynyt
- 22.2.2004
- Viestejä
- 1 027
Voittajalta ei millionkaan kysytä, kertoiko hän totuuden.
- Liittynyt
- 13.7.2004
- Viestejä
- 853
"Losers always whine about their best.
Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen!"
-Sean Connery, The Rock
"The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."
-Jack London
"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
-Alfred Tennyson, Ulysses
"To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour."
-William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen!"
-Sean Connery, The Rock
"The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."
-Jack London
"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
-Alfred Tennyson, Ulysses
"To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour."
-William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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