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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 18 m finland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perus :D
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 公图的？
You: wut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tänään sitten mikään ei suju :curs:
 
Ihan kiva ohjelma. Mä sain ekaksi keskustelukumppaniksi islantilaisen parikymppisen miehen. Ihan kiva keskustelu. Mulla on kuitenkin uusien ihmisten kammo, joka häiritsee, vaikka anonyymiähän toi on.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup, asl?
You: fine, u? 16 male finland
Stranger: 22 m poland. cool country you're living in
You: well not very
Stranger: yeah... try poland
Stranger: u have awesome lakes and forests
Stranger: nice wimmin and easy access to guns
You: your planning some school shooting? lol
Stranger: yeah i'd like to do that sometimes
Stranger: i'm fed up with this country and my life
Stranger: shitload of idiots here
You: access for guns has raised now
Stranger: yeah, I heard
Stranger: it's probably still easier to get a piece than here in poland
You: well might be
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Että näin :D
 
Ehdottomasti parhaat tähän mennessä:

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: what's your favorite tv show?
You: umm entourage
Stranger: nice i like lost
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: knock knock
You: umm whos there
Stranger: disco
You: disco who
Stranger: disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: last conversation for today
You: so the sooner you disconnect the better
You: i know what will make you wanna disconnect!
Stranger: i really dont know what to say to that haha
You: oh?
Stranger: say asl quick!
You: hell no!
You: i hate it when somebody asks me that
You: so as i was saying
You: i bet if i bring out some extreme opinions you'll be wanting to disconnect
You: so here goes:
Stranger: oh okay haha
You: RELIGION IS BULLSHIT!
You: WOMEN ARE WHORES!
You: working?
Stranger: dude, religion is a shit that needs wiping up
You: oh
You: so you're not brazilian?
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Myöhemmin...

You: hey i know!
You: this has worked before... when i have said this people have been disconnecting like... umm.... crickets or something
You: i'm 20 and i live in Finland
Stranger: im talking to a finnish girl on the other tab :)
You: oh!
You: say hi to her for me!
You: and show me what she replied!
Stranger: i will do!
Stranger: You: im talking to a finnish guy on another convo, he says hi :)
Stranger: say hei
Stranger: to him
You: tell her this "mie rakastan sinua!"
You: that will be the last thing i'll say to her
You: btw
Stranger: hahahha kiitos samoin!
You: damn... i think i'm in love
Stranger: what did you say
Stranger: and what did she say
You: "i love you" "hahahha i love you too"
You: basically
Stranger: haha thats cool
You: yeah you're a real AMOR!
You: or cupid
Stranger: ;D

Myöhemmin....

Stranger: swedish are such bastards
You: well.... i wouldn't say that... they're just kinda gay

Ja niin edelleen.... ihan mukava keskustelu tän englantilaisen kaa. Ihan veikee systeemi muutenki, mut vähän liikaa aikaa vievä. Yritän välttää tulevaisuudessa.
 
Mietin että olikohan tää vakavissaan... Ei kovin kovaa panostanu idean myymiseen. Nimet päästä keksitty sitten.


Stranger: Hello!
You: hi
You: what's good?
Stranger: I'm the cousin of the prince of Nigeria. I need to get $30 million out of this country and I need your help.
Stranger: You get 10% of the money if you help.
You: sweet. can I get 15% if I do?
Stranger: I'll have to talk it over with the prince, but I'm sure thats fine.
You: great. Iäm sure he's a reasonable man
You: *I'm
Stranger: I'll need your bank account details, your PIN and all your personal information.
You: we need to get back on that as I don't remember it all
Stranger: Okay sir. What is your first name?
You: I'm Mika
Stranger: And your surname?
You: Tahtinen
Stranger: Okay, thank you
You: what's your name?
Stranger: I'll need to know your country of residence for shipping purposes.
You: I'm in finland
Stranger: Great country!
You: it is
Stranger: Okay, and which bank are you with?
You: I'm with Nordea Bank
Stranger: Okay, excellent. I hear they are very trustworthy!
You: sure, all nordic banks are
Stranger: And in order to initiate the bank transfer I require you to give me your PIN number or your access code.
Stranger: Along with your account number.
You: yeah, I have to check them later because I don't have them here and can't remember
Stranger: It's cool. I'll send you the money via PayPal.
Stranger: Do you have a PayPal account?
You: I do
Stranger: Is it limited? Can it accept large sums of money?
You: I'm not sure. what's the usual limit there?
Stranger: Around $5,000. I don't think you'll be able to accept $1.5 million.
You: surely not
You: I think I can over 5000 though
Stranger: How about I pay you in cash?
You: how would that happen?
Stranger: The prince has connections in Finland - and many other countries for that matter. Our employee works in Helsinki. We can do an exchange.
You: ahh... ok
You: I'm in Helsinki
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Helpolla luovutti :(
 
Tuolla on nykyään ihan vtusti asl:n kyselijöitä. Jos et ole 17v teinipoika ranskasta niin se on heti disconnect. Vaikeaa vaan mennä jonnekin ranskalaiseen teinipoikachattiin samantien? Vitun teininulikat.
 
"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 17 m finland
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

FFFffffuuuuuuuuuuuu :curs:
 
Meikälle ei oo vielä käyny että maan takia olis disconnectia tullu. Lähinnä itte oon moista harrastanu ku tuntuu niin ajatusköyhää porukkaa tulevan vastaa :D
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi..how you doing
Stranger: fine thanks, and you?
You: just fine.. where are you from
Stranger: North Carolina, and you?
You: wow.. im from finland
Stranger: again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:hyper: :hyvä:
 
Jos keskustelu alkaa näin että : ASL.
Niin silloin ainakin itse otan samantien disconnect, koska silloin tiedän että siellä on joku nettirunkkari vain hakemassa tietynlaista seuraa, silloin ei ole väliä mitä sanot, jos ei vaan ole se mitä hän ei halua ,niin sitten se itse lähtee pois sieltä.
 
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