Natsitesti

[Moksu]

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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.


Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 61% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 94% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 80% on patriotic

 

[JohnnyB]

Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 74% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 62% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 62% on patriotic

 

[Snoopie]

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 2% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 55% on patriotic

 

[Örkki]

Der Resistance :thumbs:
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 38% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 75% on patriotic

 

[Alec]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 69% on patriotic

 

[Reason]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 15% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 69% on patriotic

 

[unipossu]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 5% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 25% on patriotic

 

[Ricu]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 96% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

 

[Deat]

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic.
Jaajaa...

 

[Alicia]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Edit: unipossu :kippis1:

 

[S0874]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

[Willie]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


Natsipuolueeseen en olisi koskaan lähtenyt mukaan, mutta 30-luvun Saksassa elävänä olisin saattanut hyvinkin taistella Saksan joukoissa. On vaikea arvioida, minkä verran tuon ajan ihmiset olivat perillä asioista (tiedonkulku huomattavasti vähäisempää) ja kuinka uskottavaa propaganda lopulta oikein oli. Tietojeni tasosta riippuen olisin saattanut myös paeta maasta.

 

[esci]

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 68% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 78% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 72% on patriotic

 

[HarryG]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

 

[Cthulhu]

Huu...

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

 

[steven_seagal]

ein Pig

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Minäkö sika?

 

[ironchef]

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Meikä olis siis ollut vastarintataistelussa natseja vastaan.

 

[HermitTheFrog]

Jo pikkusällistä saakka natsi-Saksan armeijan ja propagandan suurena ystävänä tulos oli selvä, mutta teinpä testin kuitenkin:

"ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic"

 

[Jansku]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic.