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Muistitteko ajatella sillä tavalla, että kyseessä olisi Suomi eli oma kotimaa ja Suomen teot ja poliitikot? Voihan sitä niinkin ajatella, että kyseessä oli Natsi-Saksa mutta eihän se ole oikein!

Saattaisi olla, että niin menisi vähemmän porukkaa tuonne resistancen puolelle..
 
Minäkin sain Einsteinin ruudulle möllöttämään.

"You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic."

Olenpas paljon "sokeasti patrioottinen". Nähdäkseni sellaiset käsitteet, kuten "valtio" ja "isänmaa" ovat pääasiassa kollektiivista kuvittelua. Saatan vielä huomaamattani olla moisen harhan lumoissa.

In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country, jos olisin jaksanut. Riippuen siitä miten juoppojen pahantekijöiden, eli silloisen poliittisen johdon, touhut olisivat häirinneet elämääni.

"Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age."

Tämä saattaa pitää paikkansa ellen olisi syntynyt tähän juoppojen maahan ja -aikaan.
 
Snoopie sanoi:
Muistitteko ajatella sillä tavalla, että kyseessä olisi Suomi eli oma kotimaa ja Suomen teot ja poliitikot? Voihan sitä niinkin ajatella, että kyseessä oli Natsi-Saksa mutta eihän se ole oikein!

Saattaisi olla, että niin menisi vähemmän porukkaa tuonne resistancen puolelle..
Kyllä mä ainakin Suomea koko ajan ajattelin ja resistanceksi pääsin. Eihän tuossa saisi mitään natsien tekoja ainakaan tarkoituksellisesti ajatella.
 
ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

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Nojoo. Tuohon testiin joutui vastaamaan vähän suuripiirteisesti. En usko että minussa mitään natsiainesta on... Hauska testi kuitenkin.

edit. niin ja kannattaa tosiaan ajatella tuota testiä siltäkannalta että kaikki nuo kysyttävät asiat tapahtuisivat suomessa tai suomeen liittyen.
 
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.
 
Snoopie sanoi:
Muistitteko ajatella sillä tavalla, että kyseessä olisi Suomi eli oma kotimaa ja Suomen teot ja poliitikot? Voihan sitä niinkin ajatella, että kyseessä oli Natsi-Saksa mutta eihän se ole oikein!

Saattaisi olla, että niin menisi vähemmän porukkaa tuonne resistancen puolelle..
Eiköhän kaikki tajunnut sen, kun tossa testissä luki your country/president ym. Tai ainakaan itelleni ei tullut mieleen heti Saksa ja sen poliitikot.
 
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!
 
The SS Officer

Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on crust of the Earth, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for Germany itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

Conclusion: you are the creme of the Hitler Youth.

:(
 
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


no jopas nyt.
 
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Ei yllättänyt ja olen tyytyväinen. Tuo resistanssiliike on sen verran kansallismielistä ettei ihme etten sinne joutunut. Mä olen samassa porukassa kuin Freud ja Einstein ja Thomas Mann jne.
 
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!
 
Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Näin. Toki ajattelin Suomea ja miten itse asennoidun ja toimisin, en Saksaa.
 
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 92% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 92% on patriotic

Mikäköhän hippi nääkin jutut on kirjottanu.
 
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance
 
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Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 92% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 90% on patriotic


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Jätetään nämä natsismi- ym. pohdiskelut pois tästä ketjusta, muuten se on lukossa ennemmin kuin äkkiä. -JohnnyB[/mod]
 
:D Mulla onkin tähän astisista postauksista alhaisin brainwashworthy 7%. Ilmeisesti mulla ei ole luottamusta ihmisiin tai jotain.
 
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