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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Jaa-a, vaikea sanoa oliskohan se ihan noinkaan menny ´30- luvun Saksassa. Paljonkohan tuo vastarintajengin prosenttiluku oli siihen aikaan Saksassa?
 
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
 
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
 
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
 
The Foot Soldier

You scored higher than 87% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 67% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 84% on patriotic
 
Muuttaisin kuulemma Saksasta ennen sotaa... Mahdollista.

Yksikään kysymys ei koskenut varsinaisesti siviilien ihmishengen merkitystä. Vaikka mielelläni valtaisin tuon Venäjän ja vielä hymy suussa, en silti olisi kaasuttamassa kaikkia venäläisiä. Se on iso ero natsien ja "voittajien" välillä.
 
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Vittu... jäin kiinni.
 
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 45% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 34% on patriotic
 
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
 
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
 
PANZERS VORAN!!!


Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 96% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 90% on patriotic
 
The Foot Soldier

Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

Pitäisiköhän tuon alun olla "You aren't evil exactly..."
Ihmeen vähän meitä sotamiehiä löytyy? Pitäisi olla yleisimpiä vaihtoehdoista.
 
Ton raportin vastausten perusteella vois määritellä miten hyvä perusamerikkalainen myös on. Tuli vaan jotenkin noista kysymyksistä mieleen.

p.s. en ollut hc-natsi
 
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 65% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 87% on patriotic
 
Heh koetin saada just ton hitlerin :P no mut tehhääs tosissaa.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 65% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 73% on patriotic
 
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 82% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 81% on patriotic

hehe, olen ollut jostain syystä aina akselivaltojen puolella, rationaalista ajattelua käyttäen tosin liittoutuneiden. Göring vauhdissa alempana, taisi toivoa tossa vaiheessa.
 

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ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 79% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 97% on patriotic

ups..
 
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 86% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!
 
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
 
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