Miten tulet kuolemaan

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JES! Mä olen aina halunnut action -kuoleman, ja tulen kuulemma kuolemaan kun vuoristoradan vaunu irtoaa ja minä murskaannun tuusan vituiksi maahan.
 
"A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style."

:itku: En varmana päästä enää ketään sisälle kämppääni.
 
Maailman paras nosto :D


"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up. "

Ou jeah. Tähän asti olen ollut varma että kuolen auto-onnettomuudessa.
 
You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

:DDD
 
You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

Awright!
 
Viimeksi muokannut ylläpidon jäsen:
"After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum."

Aika tylyä:eek:
 
"A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck."
 
You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

Kumma kun en juo oikeastaan ollenkaan... pitää se kai vanhoilla päivillä ratketa juopoksi. :lol2:
 
Meikä lähtee sitten sarjamurhaajan toimesta. Mua hakataan ja kidutetaan useita päiviä ja viellä kun olen elossa mut survotaan lihamyllyyn ja jauhetaan jauhelihaks.

Melko karua, mutta minkäs kohtalolleen voi.

Edit. Sama kohtalo kuin Taskuamatsonilla!
 
Not so bad: While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
 
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

Vitun siistiä!
 
A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull..


:eek:
 
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Ihan loisto:D
 
A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

Ei nyt ihan omaperäisimmästä päästä...
 
Ranger sanoi:
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Ihan loisto:D
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Kaiken lisäks toi on mahollista, muistan uutisen jossa joku nainen oli kuollu tohon...
 
While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.
 
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.
 
"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

Aika hassu, näin unta midgeteistä viime yönä! Saattoi olla eroottinen uni vieläpä.. Kohtalon sormi kolkuttaa.
 
Tukehdun syödessä.... Äääh tylsä tapa lähteä:(
 
mun kohtalo vois olla jopa mahdollinen

"You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning."

ei oo häävi kohtalo:)
 
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