Maailman miehekkäin elokuva part. 2: The Expendables 2 feat. Chuck Norris
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Eikös ne aio tehä T5:n jos Arska vaan osallistuu elokuvaan :dance: Helposti ois terminaattoriksi!!
Ja tätä Expendables 2:sta ei kyllä malttas oottaa, se on salettiin niin helevetin huono että se on suorastaan MAHTAVA!!!!
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hmm, onko kaikilla hyviksi sänkiparra ja pahiksilla clean shave?
Tulee kyllä mieleen Suuri pakoretki, The Great Escape vuodelta 1963 eli "maailman miehäkkäin elokuva." Steve McQueen, James Coburn, James Garner ja Charles Bronson, siinä on kyllä liiton miehiä. Eli tämä expendaples on kuin samantyylinen uusi päivitys siitä.
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No jotakin rajaa! Suuri pakoretki oli oikeasti aivan tajuttoman hyvä elokuva. Expendables oli kännihyvä.
Ei juma, se on jo 71-vuotias. :D Ja muutkin ovat pappaosastoa. Silloin 70- ja 80-luvuilla nämä ottivat paidan pois joka käänteessä. Puolet elokuvista yläkroppa paljaana :D Nyt varmaankin maltillisempaa. Arskalla ainakin trailerissa takki päällä.
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Kyllä mä tosissani toivon että niillä paidat pysyy päällä :D
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Sylttyhän on hyvässä kuosissa.
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Chuckiin liittyen:
If someone were to ask you who the last person anyone should ever dare to mug is, what name would be your answer? This lister is betting on 80% or better of respondents answering, “Chuck Norris.”
Amazingly, astoundingly, two idiots managed to try just that. It happened in 1994. Norris mentions this whole thing in his autobiography, “Against All Odds.” And, by his testimony, this is what happened. Honest to God, it really happened.
In 1994, right at the beginning of his run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris was, and still is, living in Dallas, Texas, where the show was filmed. One day he was walking down the street by himself, no entourage, no fans following him, no bodyguards, not even his wife. He turned a commercial block in the downtown skyscraper area and saw two men a little bigger than he coming straight for him from the other end of the block.
They were staring right at him, and he figured they wanted autographs, which he enjoys signing. So he walked up to them and stopped with a smile, whereupon they stood in front of him, whipped out a couple of large pocketknives, and one of them demanded, “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!”
Norris actually opened his mouth wide and then asked, “Are you insane!?”
“No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!”
...
The police arrived about 4 minutes later, 3 officers in two cars, and were greeted by the scene of two men with SEVERELY broken arms (the bones had gone through the skin) sitting on the curb, two bloody knives in the gutter, and Chuck Norris, the Almighty Himself, leaning against the wall, wearing his beard, jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat….he shrugged at them. The police started laughing so hard that they bent over, holding their sides, unable to put the handcuffs on the muggers. One of them managed to ask, “Did you not know who he was?!”
One of them said, “Yeah, we knew who he was! We figured all that crap on TV was fake!”
(10 really ridiculous criminal acts) :D
If someone were to ask you who the last person anyone should ever dare to mug is, what name would be your answer? This lister is betting on 80% or better of respondents answering, “Chuck Norris.”
Amazingly, astoundingly, two idiots managed to try just that. It happened in 1994. Norris mentions this whole thing in his autobiography, “Against All Odds.” And, by his testimony, this is what happened. Honest to God, it really happened.
In 1994, right at the beginning of his run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris was, and still is, living in Dallas, Texas, where the show was filmed. One day he was walking down the street by himself, no entourage, no fans following him, no bodyguards, not even his wife. He turned a commercial block in the downtown skyscraper area and saw two men a little bigger than he coming straight for him from the other end of the block.
They were staring right at him, and he figured they wanted autographs, which he enjoys signing. So he walked up to them and stopped with a smile, whereupon they stood in front of him, whipped out a couple of large pocketknives, and one of them demanded, “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!”
Norris actually opened his mouth wide and then asked, “Are you insane!?”
“No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!”
...
The police arrived about 4 minutes later, 3 officers in two cars, and were greeted by the scene of two men with SEVERELY broken arms (the bones had gone through the skin) sitting on the curb, two bloody knives in the gutter, and Chuck Norris, the Almighty Himself, leaning against the wall, wearing his beard, jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat….he shrugged at them. The police started laughing so hard that they bent over, holding their sides, unable to put the handcuffs on the muggers. One of them managed to ask, “Did you not know who he was?!”
One of them said, “Yeah, we knew who he was! We figured all that crap on TV was fake!”
(10 really ridiculous criminal acts) :D
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The Expendables 2:n ikäraja laskee PG-13:aan, koska Chuck Norris ei suostunut olemaan mukana elokuvassa, jossa kiroillaan. Jenkkien kaksinaismoralismi on kyllä vertaansa vailla. Ihmisten tappaminen on ihan ok lasten silmille, mutta kiroilu, tupakointi, alastomuus jne. isoja no-no:ta.
http://movies.ign.com/articles/121/1216826p1.html
http://movies.ign.com/articles/121/1216826p1.html
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Mä luulin että toi on vitsi ku näin sen netissä. Rupes vituttamaan.
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Eihän, eli Cars 3 tulee olemaan jännittävämpi kuin tämä... :(
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