Uncyclopedia

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Nyt on Wikipedia saanut vastineen. Uncyclopedia sisältää huuhaa-artikkeleita, joita kuka tahansa saa muokata mieleisikseen. Artikkeleita löytyy jo kiitettävä määrä ja sivusto kasvaa kovaa vauhtia.

Sivuilla lukee Uncyclopedian määritelmä:
"Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies."
"The mission of Uncyclopedia is to provide the world's misinformation in the least redeeming and most searingly sarcastic and humourous way possible."


Esim. Suomen presidentinvaalien ehdokaslista näyttää jonkun humoristin mielestä tältä:

Conan O'Brien (Current President, Social Demographic Party)
Matti "Gary" Oldman (Urban Agricultural Party)
Sauli Niinistö (National Collision Party)
Heidi Graveyard (Green With Envy Party)
Bjarne Expensive (Christian Theocrats)
Timo Zion (Perssuomalaiset - Arse Finns)
Henrik Salmon (Bättre Folk Party, Gay Swedes)
Paavi Lipponen (Chairman of the Parliament, Pope of Finland)
The Great Cthulhu
Donald Duck
Matti Nykänen


http://uncyclopedia.org/

 

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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/

EDIT: Pannaas tähän Suomijuttu tuosta ed. linkistä

"Finland

A typical finnish citizen.
Formerly a part of the Soviet Union, Finland is one of the ex-Communist European countries that nowadays try to make themselves part of the colourful world where free market economy, water closets and the Internets soar. Finland is located somewhere between Norway and the North Pole, which explains the low population (less than 500,000 people, of which about 60 % are unemployed).
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Finnish sources of pride
Linux - a shitty operating system written by the Communist nerd Linus Torvalds.
IRC - the text-based warez program invented by a drunken student from Oulu, a village in Lapland (the northernmost part of Finland, where convicts are deported after repeated offenses of rape).
The sauna - a Russian torture device, used in Finland for recreational purposes (that is, ogling boobs and vulvas).
Nokia - the Japanese mobile phone company aqcuired by Finnish pirates in a hostile takeover after the fall of Communism.
Finlandia Vodka - an intoxicating beverage, owned by an American company.
The Winter War - Finland's disastrous contribution to the Second World War, that is, getting raped by the Commies for choosing to side with the Nazis.

It's pretty obvious that there is no real reason whatsoever for a Finn to be proud of his national heritage."

 

[mxm]

Aika hulvattomia juttuja.
Näin on määritelty Suomi:D

"Finland is a small, warm country in the Caribbean Ocean. The name "Fin-Land" was given by western explorers, who lost many sailors to sharks near the island during the Crusades. The folk of the isle of Finland are very warm-hearted, open-minded, talkative, and love their northern neighbours in the autonomous Grand Duchy of Sweden and the Swedish language which is the most appreciated subject in Finnish schools. Yeah right.

The national vegetable is makkara (sort of a sausage-like product without any real meat) and the national drink is kossu (pure alcohol). Finnish food is internationally ranked to be best in the world by leaders of many countries. Finnish motto is "If kossu, terva or sauna won't cure it, it'll kill you".

Sauna (wooden room, where you sweat in the affects of hot rocks or an electrical device) is the most important thing in the world to every self-respecting Finn. There's no life without sauna, kossu, mökki and makkara. There would be no Finnish backround otherwise. The combination of sauna and kossu (and preferably mökki, too) is a prerequisite for Finnish reproduction, human or otherwise.

Finns are called "Fauna of Sauna" by Lithuanians. "

 

[~Voimariini ~]

Ruottista:
The Grand Duchy of Sweden is a small autonomous part of Norway located in the northern part of the country. It is also the home of Swiss females, a mysterious species known from the ancient Swiss and Finnish mythology. They have two blond legs, are well educated in Denmark and eat surströmming that gives them an inhuman strength over the males. Not to mention, that nowadays they are also famous for acting in adult movies.

Arska:
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a huge cybernetic overlord sent from Alpha Centauri to conquer Earth and subjugate the human population, but which was corrupted by money, women, politics, and huge pectoral muscles. For many years, the ambition/power subroutines of the Arnold Schwarzenegger were satisfied by the adulation of moviegoers and bodybuilding fan boys. As time went on, however, much of its programming became corrupted by the Conservative.Repub.32.exe virus, and well as being a Cock Head, the Arnold Schwarzenegger has since become governor of California in an attempt to reboot its original overlord mission.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/David_hasselhof

 

[Doggoned]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/David_hasselhof

Aika häiritsevää kuvaa:D