Tyhmien kysymysten kerho
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- 18.4.2002
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Just tätä tietoa hain. Ilkka Remeksen Ruttokello-kirjassa mainittiin juuri tästä vilkaisuilmiöstä. Siinä tosin sanottiin, että kätisyys vaikuttaa siihen kumpaan suuntaan kattoo..viitala sanoi:
Tämä liittyy hatarasti tohon: Ihmisellä on kasvoissa jotain pieniä tahdosta riippumattomia lihaksia, joista voi päätellä, onko henkilö surullinen, kateellinen, vihainen jne.. En tiedä kuinka helppoa noista on päästä eroon. Kai se joltain näyttelijöiltä ja psykopaateilta onnistuu.
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- 16.7.2004
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lej sanoi:Noi toi oli ainakin rehellisesti tyhmä kysymys. Siellä voi olla kirjoja joissa kerrottaan, tai voihan niilät vasureilta mennä kyselemään kysymyksiä joihin varmasti valehdellaan, jos siis vasureita löytyy.
Eikös tää ollut tyhmien kysymysten thread? ;)
Mitä tyhmempi kysymys, sitä tyhmempi kysymys.
54. Why is there a sell by date on pots of soured cream?
53. Why is the hottest food in the world called ‘chilli’?
52. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something - Plato
51. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
50. Why is a round of bread square?
49. How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
48. Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own - Aesop
47. How do "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
46. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
45. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
44. It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them - Mark Twain
43. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
42. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
41. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative - Oscar Wilde
40. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
39. Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
38. What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
37. They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself - Andy Warhol
36. What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?
35. Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?
34. Why do we put expensive cars in our driveways and worthless junk in the garage?
33. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen
32. What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
31. Why are boxing rings square?
30. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
29. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
28. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
27. Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing - Oscar Wilde
26. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
25. Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
24. If Dracula has no reflection, how come his hair parting is always so straight?
23. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
22. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow - Mark Twain
21. What do little birdies see when they get knocked out?
20. What colour do smurfs feel when they are down?
19. Do pigs pull ham strings?
18. Why are rubber ducks yellow when most real ducks aren't?
17. Are there female leprechauns?
16. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain
15. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
14. Why do dogs always walk around in circles before lying down?
13. If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
12. Education is what remains after one forgets everything he learned in school - Albert Einstein
11. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
10. Can you cry under water?
9. Why is being ‘under par’ good in golf but bad in anything else?
8. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
7. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde
6. If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
5. If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?
4. Why are marbles never made of marble?
3. How come no one can touch their nose with their elbow?
2. Why can’t you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
1. Would a genie have to grant you more than three wishes for one of your wishes?
http://www.thingstothinkabout.com/
53. Why is the hottest food in the world called ‘chilli’?
52. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something - Plato
51. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
50. Why is a round of bread square?
49. How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
48. Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own - Aesop
47. How do "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
46. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
45. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
44. It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them - Mark Twain
43. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
42. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
41. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative - Oscar Wilde
40. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
39. Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
38. What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
37. They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself - Andy Warhol
36. What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?
35. Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?
34. Why do we put expensive cars in our driveways and worthless junk in the garage?
33. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen
32. What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
31. Why are boxing rings square?
30. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
29. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
28. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
27. Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing - Oscar Wilde
26. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
25. Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
24. If Dracula has no reflection, how come his hair parting is always so straight?
23. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
22. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow - Mark Twain
21. What do little birdies see when they get knocked out?
20. What colour do smurfs feel when they are down?
19. Do pigs pull ham strings?
18. Why are rubber ducks yellow when most real ducks aren't?
17. Are there female leprechauns?
16. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain
15. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
14. Why do dogs always walk around in circles before lying down?
13. If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
12. Education is what remains after one forgets everything he learned in school - Albert Einstein
11. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
10. Can you cry under water?
9. Why is being ‘under par’ good in golf but bad in anything else?
8. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
7. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde
6. If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
5. If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?
4. Why are marbles never made of marble?
3. How come no one can touch their nose with their elbow?
2. Why can’t you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
1. Would a genie have to grant you more than three wishes for one of your wishes?
http://www.thingstothinkabout.com/
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- 19.3.2003
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- 56
Se on uittolauta. Semmoinen lumilaudan näköinen, jossa on kaareva metallipuikko, joka toimii jousena. Pujautetaan avantoon kohti seuraavaa avantoa ja vedetään narusta jousta vastaan. Jousi jännittyy, vapautetaan naru ja lauta ponnahtaa eteenpäin. Tätä jatketaan kunnes ollaan perillä. On muuten tarkkaa hommaa, jos jäällä on lunta. Täytyy kuulostella missä se menee, kun mitään ei näy.
Tää on niin tyhmä kysymys, että sopii varmasti tänne. Eli kertokaapas mulle, että mitä hyötyä aerobisesta liikunnasta oikeen on? Miksi kaikki ammattibodaajatkin tekee aerobista? Sen tiedän, että sehän polttaa rasvaa, mutta onko siinä mitään järkeä esim. bulkilla? Miksi ei vaan söisi hieman vähemmän, että ei ylimäärästä tulisi liikaa? Ei tarvis vedellä mitään sikabulkkeja vaan rauhallisesti sellaset 500kcal plussalla. Vai onko se sitten niin, että siitä saadaan suurempi hyöty, että voi syödä vieläkin enemmän ja sitten sotkee vaikka sitä kuntopyörää?
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