Top Thirty Facts of Chuck Norris

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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
 
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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
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Toi on kyl varmaa toistaiseksi paras:lol2:
Pelasti päivän, kiits.
 
Tuo turtles-juttu oli aivan ylivoimasesti paras, mun mielestä.

PS: Oliko se Conanissa ku ne dissas Chuckia siitä, ku se kulkee joka paikassa turvamiesten kanssa?
 
"Every once in a while Chuck Norris hears a bad joke about himself, he replies with a joke that is so intense, it delivers a roundhouse-kick."

"It is said that the Egyptians built the pyramids and the Chinese built the Great Wall of China. No one knows how they made them. The truth is both were built by one roundhouse-kick from a guy who was born thousands of years later."
 
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