Parhaimmat leffa repliikit!

[vilma-liina]

Häjyt, Karhu papparainen: "On se vaan kumma mihin tää nykymaailma onkaan mennyt, kun nuoret tytöt juo viinaa ja raavaat miehet syö salaattia."

 

[kilkkinen]

"Dirty" Harry Callahan: A man's got to know his limitations

 

[suortti]

Starwarsista: "Luke...*hengitystä*, I am your father"

 

[Juoppo]

Shrek 2:
"The abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at tonight's Far, Far Away Royal Ball blowout!"

 

[kaikenlaista]

Pulp Fiction on yhtä one-linereiden juhlaa.

Kummisedästä tietenkin "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

[Mixu]

Joo semmonen thread oli, kuin "leffaquotet, nuo kuolemattomat lausahdukset" tms, mutta se on kadonnut tyystin, ei löydy enää, joten tämä uusi thread on täysin asiallinen =)

 

[Art Vandalay]

Scarfacessa on monta hyvää:

"Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass -- see if it fits"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

"So long Mel, Have a good trip"

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Woland]

Ettei yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista elokuvista jäisi mainostamatta, niin laitetaan muistakin yhteyksistä mahdollisesti tuttu "Victims, aren`t we all" (The Crow)

 

[Pacem]

Scary Movie 2 ei muuten ole mikään erikoinen, mutta tuli tossa just vähän aikaa sitten katsottua se. Siinä on se hovimestari, jolla on epämuodostunut vasen käsi. Kaveri kertoo miten kalkkunaa nyljetään, ja alkaa nuolemaan sitä kalkkunaa:

"There's a kind of a tiny little hole. Uhh, it smells bad, I don't know what the hell it is, but I'll lick it anyway."
Ottaa kalkkunan syliin ja:
"And then I ride shit out of it, HIAWATHA!"

Viimestään tossa hiawatha kohdassa mulla pettää nauruhermot, se on vaan niin älyttömän näköstä touhua. Joo, mua väsyttää tiedetään.

 

[osku]

American histotory x:ssä se Dereck sano:Weed is for nigers!

 

[yani]

Jaws
Quint : The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Oikeastaan jokainen dialoginpätkä Jawsista on ikimuistoinen.

Gibsonin Payback on myös täynnä helmiä:

Bronson : Tell me where John is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like.

 

[Manala]

Pulp fiction Jules: "Don't be tellin' me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master."

Ja sitten ehdottomasti paras:

Die hard John McClane: "No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like i'm ordering a pizza?"

hah Toi McLanen komentti on kyllä tykki.
Noista tarantinon pätkistä nyt vois kanssa vääntää sata ja yksi eri hienoa repliikkiä, mutta mieleen tuli Samuel L.Jacksonin (Jackie Brownissa) heittämä.

- AK-47... If u absolutely, positively wanna kill every motherfucker in the room, take no substitutes!

 

[Manala]

Häjyt. Samuli Edelman (Jussi Murikka)
Jussi juoksee Stigun ovelle kirves kädessä:

Jussi -Tuu ulos, niin selvitetähän tämä lopullisesti...kop kop!
Kohta saat tietää miltä tuntuu kirves kyrvänjuuressa

 

[Proteos]

"25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is TRULY his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FU-U-U-URIOUS anger, those who attempt to poison, and destroy my brothers! And you will KNOW my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
-Pulp Fiction-

Sobel: "Ahoy silver!"
-Band of brothers-

Some GI retreating from the battle: "You are probably going to be surounded!"
Winters: "It's alright. We are paratroopers. We are suppoused to be surounded."
-Band of brothers-

 

[Proteos]

Winters:"Captain Sobel, you salute the rank, not the man"
-Band of brothers-

Sergeant Hartman: "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
-Full Metal Jacket-

Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
-Full Metal Jacket-

edit. Edellisessä viestissä kirjoitin väärin "surrounded".

 

[Proteos]

Sergeant Hartman: "Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"
-Full Metal Jacket-

Sidney Deane: "Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!"
-White Man Can´t Jump-

Billy Hoyle: You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES
-White Men Can´t Jump-

Billy Hoyle: I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister... I want them out of my place immediately!
-White Men Can´t Jump-

"Jordan": When your mother kicks the can on the street she says: "I´m moving!"
-White Men Can´t Jump-

Siinäpä sitä kerrakseen... pahoittelen mahdollisia typoja. Kaikkea ei löytyny netistä tarkistettavaksi.

 

[tommih]

Kummisedästähän noita löytyy...


"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in"!

Ja Scarfacesta

"Im Tony Montana, if you fuck with me, you fuck wiht the best"!



Al Pacino

 

[J.Jake]

-" If id have a girlfriend,Id tell that bitch to go to the kitchen and bake me some pie!"
- Eric Cartman
-"How do you fight against such a savage?" -"Easy my friend,with heart,faith and steel!"
- Juan Sanchez villa Lobos Ramirez

 

[muffy]

Joku Ron Jeremyn leffa:

Ron: "It's still in there."

Haah! Mulla jäi aikoinaan muistaakseni Snatchistä mieleen kun se rillipäinen ukko sanoo "in the proud words of Virgin Mary - cum again?"

American History X, se kohta missä se iso äijä laulaa autossa sen biisin "The White Man Marches On".

Tietenkin legendaariset "Why don't you do something to help me!?", "Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into". - Oliver Hardy.

 

[Corleone]

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can!" -Fight Club