Miten tulet kuolemaan

[Tomppa85]

You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.

 

[Myth]

Ranteet auki perkele!

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

 

[Naene]

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.


Ookoo. Pitää katsoa ettei pesis vie voittoa saliharrastuksesta.

 

[Tanssiva Rosvo]

Tivolityöntekijä puukottaa mut hengiltä:lol2:

 

[uusio]

While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

Pelottavinta on että oon nytten raksalla töissä, lopetan viikon päästä, aiaia! :D

 

[kuljetusala]

Leikkaan vahingossa varpaani ruohonleikkurilla ja kuolen verenvuotoon nurmikolleni koska en pysty kävelemään hakemaan apua.

 

[mölliskö]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead.

 

[AJ Styles]

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

että sillälailla..

 

[Sundado]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter. sai hyvät naurut ;) ja ei parane enää XIITAILLA :P

 

[mr.black]

Ranteet auki perkele!

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

Jees ja suomessa ne itsemurha tilastot vaan kasvaa.:itku:

 

[Milo]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

 

[Meah]

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

 

[Fättis]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

 

[Archaic]

"A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds."

Pitäisiköhän lopettaa tämä nettisurffailu työaikana...

 

[Bodypena]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

Sarjamurhaajan uhriksi

 

[Ricu]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

Leivänpaahtimet hävitettävä...

 

[Adler]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself."

No kai mä sitten hirtän itteni tuon mukaan.

 

[mentonydå]

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

 

[Hippinakki]

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
Että näin.

 

[BullyBoy]

"A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep. "

Ja minä kun luulin et olisin autossa..