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[mr.black]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

Näin olen aina halunnut lähteäkkin:D

Jos on :wanha: niin poistakaa.

 

[PeeP]

Vastaus oli et hullu äijä hakkaa mut hengiltä :lol2:

 

[Kilkenny]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.



noh, lämmin kylpy kumminkin :D

 

[VoimaSuomi]

Muija jättää mut ja ammun sen ja sit itteni

 

[Ultimecia]

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.

Mä oonkin aina ollut ihan perkeleellinen erikoisuudentavoittelija :lol2: .

 

[alkoholix]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

 

[Snoopie]

"You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease."

hehheh... enpä valita jatkossa junttikylässä ruuasta.

 

[Deleted member 20129]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

:D:D:D Miten mä nyt pääsen metroon ku ei uskalla liukuportaita käyttää :D :D :D

 

[ZaGaTo]

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture. Et sillä lailla näköjään..

 

[kigfu]

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

 

[Mikkis]

While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.:D :whip:
Täytyy piilottaa sakset.

 

[Arnolti]

A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull..

höh mulla ei ollu läheskää mukava kuolema :P

 

[Turisas]

Tukehdun ruoan aiheuttaman allergisen reaktion johdosta.

Hieman tylsää...

 

[Desert]

Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Tää ei näköjään mennytkään samallalailla, kun Lostissa :(

 

[Mike]

Joudun onnettumuuden jälkeen leikkaukseen ja mulle annetaan liikaa nukutuslääkettä enkä herää koskaan. Saatanan lekurit!

 

[WeTTi]

Hah, arvasin. "A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly."

 

[gude]

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. Ei olis tullu ensimmäisenä mieleen:D

 

[nevahood]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway."

Tää on aiemminkin pyörinyt mielessä :O

 

[Xedra]

"While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death."

Ei siis enää Hesellä käyntejä ;)

 

[Tikari]

Jarrutus menee liukkaalla jäällä pitkäksi liikennevaloissa ja rekka jyrää meitin risteykseen.


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