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"My sister is 3 years older than me. She used to have some seriously hot friends. One of which had an interest in me, or was just a horny chick. Probably the latter. She would come to visit my sister, and nonchalantly come up to my room and blow me. I was 16 at the time, and this girl was 21. I was Leo DiCaprio in Titanic, the King of the fucking World, was I. I used to tell my friends about it, and they would never believe me, until we asked her to ride along to the liquor sto' so's she could get us some beverages. On the way home she gave me a handjob in my buddy's pick up truck. It was cold out. I love cold hands on my johnson."

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"So I'm driving down a busy street around midnight, when I notice a cop car behind me, staying right up my ass. Hmm...check the speedometer...I'm not speeding, what could this guy want? After a right turn, the lights go on. *Sigh* Tired and wanting to go home, I pull over.

Cop : Son do you know whyh I pulled you over?
Me : Bet you're going to tell me.
Cop : Leave your car on and follow me.

We both go to the back of my car, where he shows me that my tail lights are out. I'm thinking great, this won't take long. He's just going to give me a warning.

Cop : Do you have and drugs or weapons in the car that I should know about?

At this point I peek into my car and just see a lot of empty Coca-Cola cans. I reply with the first thing that pops into my smart-assed head, which leads to a 40 minute search of my car.

Me : No sir, just a lot of coke."

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