Delfiini ja sinä

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."
 
"If it makes you happy, it can´t be that bad" by Sheryl Crow

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Joo, onhan näissä vesieläimissä ainakin se hyvä puoli et ne on aina kosteita...
 
Taisteluorava, veit sanat suustani
 
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