Off-topic 24h - Ihmettele maailmaa ja anna keskustelun virrata vapaasti
- Keskustelun aloittaja Bisley
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Huhhuijaa..
Oli muuten saavutus selvitä krapulapaskalta pois.
Oli muuten saavutus selvitä krapulapaskalta pois.
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- 30.1.2005
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Kokeilkaapa joskus kännissä sisäistää esim Pain 100% "chilikastiketta" sellainen reilu satsi, vaikka pari korkillista tuotetta. Alasmeno on jo seikkailu sinänsä, mutta odottakaapa aamua. Krapula unohtuu kummasti kun paskantaa veren ja akkuhapon sekoitusta.
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Papa Eicke
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- 1.5.2004
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Partnerisi peräreikä supistui yllättäen liikaa?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu9bmEKysos
Väsyttää...
Aina kun juo edellisenä iltana niin seuraavana aamuna väsyttää jumalattomasti...
Väsyttää...
Aina kun juo edellisenä iltana niin seuraavana aamuna väsyttää jumalattomasti...
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Columbu
Homo Reus
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- 4.12.2006
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En tunkenut tai työntänyt sitä mihinkään aukkoon tai onkaloon.
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- 14.9.2005
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Kimsson, saako tolle ees nauraa :D Huippu :thumbs:
Miten olisi kännaterialle tälläinen kastike:
"2008 Jolokia "Ghost" Pepper Edition
Vuoden 2008 Dave on höystetty vieläkin tulisemmalla Naga Jolokia Chilillä jonka Scoville luokitus on yli 1.000.000 SHU ja näin ollen melkein tuplasti tulisempaa kuin vanha ennätyksen haltija Red Savina." Eli jotain +400 kertaa vahvempaa kuin Tabasco
Lisäys: Tää ois viel 16x vahvempaa kuin em. putelin kastike:
Miten olisi kännaterialle tälläinen kastike:
"2008 Jolokia "Ghost" Pepper Edition
Vuoden 2008 Dave on höystetty vieläkin tulisemmalla Naga Jolokia Chilillä jonka Scoville luokitus on yli 1.000.000 SHU ja näin ollen melkein tuplasti tulisempaa kuin vanha ennätyksen haltija Red Savina." Eli jotain +400 kertaa vahvempaa kuin Tabasco
Lisäys: Tää ois viel 16x vahvempaa kuin em. putelin kastike:
Columbu
Homo Reus
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- 4.12.2006
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Löytääkö kukaan netistä hyvää Rooman valtakunnan ja lähiseutujen karttaa vuodelta 450 jKr? Siis sellaista jossa näkyy kaikki pikkukuningaskunnatkin. Vähän tähän tyyliin, mutta 20 vuotta aiemmin. Tämä ei oikein kelpaa. Tämä on siinä rajoilla.
En kyllä tiedä kuuluuko tämä kysymys tähän ketjuun :D
En kyllä tiedä kuuluuko tämä kysymys tähän ketjuun :D
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Todellista WTF materiaalia, uusinta uutta makuuhuoneessa parisuhteen piristykseksi:
Angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
"I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!"
Alligator Fuckhouse
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
Cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
"My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie"
Cleveland Steamer
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
"Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer."
Rusty trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
"While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels."
Alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
"Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit."
Abe Lincoln
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
"The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!"
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Siitä sitten ehdottelemaan emännälle pitäkää kamera valmiina ja sitten postaatte tänne WTF ilmeitä.
Angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
"I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!"
Alligator Fuckhouse
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
Cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
"My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie"
Cleveland Steamer
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
"Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer."
Rusty trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
"While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels."
Alabama hot pocket
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
"Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit."
Abe Lincoln
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
"The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!"
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Siitä sitten ehdottelemaan emännälle
pitäkää kamera valmiina ja sitten postaatte tänne WTF ilmeitä.