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Kyllähän tämän sivun nyt suurin osa taitaa jo tietää, mutta laitetaan tänne nyt kuitenkin: Sinfest
Ihan hyvä sarjis.
Tällainen tekstinpätkäkin siellä oli tänään ja lisää löytyy kohdasta more resistance:
And now some more made up news:
· The Democratic and Republican Parties are co-opted by corporations and subsequently renamed The Pepsi Party and The Coca-Cola Party. "Now I understand the difference between the two sides," said one college freshman. Meanwhile, Ralph Nader announces his candidacy under the Shasta Party.
· Bush discovers weapons of mass destruction in the U.S. "Pinch my tits!" shrieked the commander in chief. "We're evil-doers!" After a hastily cancelled national emergency Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice wrestle the President to the ground and explain that "we're the good guys so it's okay."
· State to require a "screwing test" for those seeking a marriage license. Couples will be evaluated in several key categories, including thrust per minute ratio, "orgasm faces," and screaming decibel.
· Arnold Schwarzennegger promises to "terminate Iraq." "I will governate them and I will grope them and I will say 'Hasta la vista, camel babies!' I'm so excited my muscles are bulging with pah-wer."
-T.
Repesin tuohon Arskan hommaan.
Tätä sarjista olen seurannut nyt suunnilleen vuoden verran...
Ihan hyvä sarjis.
Tällainen tekstinpätkäkin siellä oli tänään ja lisää löytyy kohdasta more resistance:
And now some more made up news:
· The Democratic and Republican Parties are co-opted by corporations and subsequently renamed The Pepsi Party and The Coca-Cola Party. "Now I understand the difference between the two sides," said one college freshman. Meanwhile, Ralph Nader announces his candidacy under the Shasta Party.
· Bush discovers weapons of mass destruction in the U.S. "Pinch my tits!" shrieked the commander in chief. "We're evil-doers!" After a hastily cancelled national emergency Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice wrestle the President to the ground and explain that "we're the good guys so it's okay."
· State to require a "screwing test" for those seeking a marriage license. Couples will be evaluated in several key categories, including thrust per minute ratio, "orgasm faces," and screaming decibel.
· Arnold Schwarzennegger promises to "terminate Iraq." "I will governate them and I will grope them and I will say 'Hasta la vista, camel babies!' I'm so excited my muscles are bulging with pah-wer."
-T.
Repesin tuohon Arskan hommaan.
Tätä sarjista olen seurannut nyt suunnilleen vuoden verran...