Overheard in N.Y. - Metrossa kuultuja keskusteluja

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7.1.2006
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Kaikenlaisia metrossa ym. kuultuja keskusteluja, joita ohikulkijat tuonne ilmoittavat. :D

Bored tour guide: Will your son use the gym? Does Satan like team sports?

Parents of shy 17-year-old: Uh. . .our son's name is "Sie-tahn". No team sports, but he's been a life-guard.

Tour guide: Oh, Satan likes to swim?

--Outside Dodge Fitness Center, Columbia University
 
Girl #1: So the entire time i'm watching this movie, I'm like, what is the Holy Grail? They never explain what it is. And I'm thinking it's probably like, some kind of trophy or something...? Like maybe a fashion trophy...? Or something...?
Girl #2: Uh huh.
Girl #1: Yeah but no, it turns it out it actually has to do with like, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene or something.
Girl #2: So it was like... Jesus's trophy?

--H&M dressing room, 5th Ave

:jahas: :)
 
Woman petting dogs: Oh, don't you just love these little doggies?
Husband: No. I don't even like you.

--6th & W 18th

:lol2:
 
Surly truck driver: Yeah, the test results came back positive... but I'm not going to tell her.

--W 57th

Overheard by: Greg H.

Reilu. :D (tai riippunee vähän mistä on todellisuudessa kyse)
 
"Girl on cell: Seriously George, I gained twenty pounds while I was in LA, and now every black guy in the city can't stop talking to me about my ass!

Guy slowly driving by and waving out window: Oooh girl, you so fiiiine...you gorgeous.

Girl on cell: Jesus Christ! There's another one! I've gotta call you back, I'm going to the gym.

--Broadway & Bleeker"


"Woman: Oh, wow, Gloria, you dyed your hair! You look so much younger! You look great! [To man] Joe, you remember Gloria, right? Doesn't her hair look great?

Joe: Yeah, but she's still fat!

--6th & 23rd"

:D Keksittyjä tai ei, niin monta aikaa hyvää mukana.
 
Hobo collecting bottles: Man, I'm getting too skinny, I gotta go back to jail.

LOOL
 
Black woman: Take that bag off your back.
White man: All it takes are two words: "excuse" and "me".
Black woman: I'm not saying nothing to you.
White man: Sorry, I see that you only use your mouth for one thing, and that's sucking dick.
Black woman: You are so rude. Take that back.
White man: Okay, I am sorry. I take it back. You also use your mouth for eating, as seen by the size of your enormous ass.
 
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