Hevigenremääritelmät

[iivili]

Kontekstina/tilanteena klassinen rinsessa vangittuna lohharin linnaan. :D Tämän olisi kyl voinut laittaa "netistä löydettyä" osastollekin, mutta pistin nyt tänne pakkometalliin.

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and ****s her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and ****s the princess.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, ****s the princess and kills her,
then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, ****s the princess and kills her. Then he ****s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he ****s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and ****s it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon
eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The
dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle
in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight
the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

 

[Descartes]

:lol2:

 

[Phobos]

Oli muutama aika osuva kuvaus.

 

[SuBi]

:lol2: aika loistavia :lol2:

 

[tinde5]

Heh.
Kaikkine kliseineenkin, hevi on parasta.

 

[Tugi]

Haha, loistavaa. :D

 

[Mux]

Doom metal ja nu-metal :D Varsinkin tuo nu-metal osuu nappiin.

White metallista sais väännettyä kans hauskan, mutta ei jaksa alkaa miettimään :P

 

[MTM1977]

Kieltämättä hyvin osuvat ;)

 

[iivili]

Väsäsin tämän Paingodin idean pohjalta nopsasti :D :

WHITE METAL

The protagonist arrives and prays for Gawd to send his angel to smite the fiendish dragon with heavenly fury. This is in vain and the dragon eats the WHITE METAL knight and the princess as dessert.